RockyRacoon

Miss Paris, France 34 years-old

Noname 19 January 2009, 10:26 Canada

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

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DrunkGirl This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff France

First date, and probably the last

Today, I went on a date with an awesome guy. I got super hammered and punched him in the face. FML

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