Exodiafinder687
Tampa, United States
Today, I was working in the garden, when some fire ants ran up my shorts and bit me on an intimate part of my anatomy. My 4 year old nephew will not stop telling people about my rapid strip tease. FML
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davidpropert 32
Gardening 101: pants are your friend
jigglypuff34 16
The real definition of a fire crotch.
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KayDee29 31
Hah! I'm sorry OP, but I cannot help but laugh at the thought. Also, I hope you're okay from the spontaneous attack on your genitals.
KLuke2015 12
They started a fire in her panties!
swaglesshipster 23
Ouch, at least there's a funny story for the future :D
davidpropert 32
Gardening 101: pants are your friend
Xamry14 10
Pretty sure they could crawl up pants just as easy lol
NandersTheFox 22
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Fift...*downvoted to the depths of hell*
kmaheynoway 25
Why do people comment these? Is it an attempt at reverse psychology? The world may never know.
Sansa_fml 38
#8 negative attention. Some people seem to enjoy that.
Redoxx_fml 22
"This #^*% is on fireee "
kmaheynoway 25
Literal "balls of fire"
FuKcMee 32
nothing worse than having ants in your pants
jigglypuff34 16
The real definition of a fire crotch.
sunnyskys 25
crotch fire*??? or fire crotch?? Am I missing a punchline, a story, or something??
Izabushel 65
Slang for the pubic hair of a person with red hair.
1997_Life 11
Kids and their childish ANTics, this will be something to laugh about later in life. Hopefully your intimate anatomy is okay.
VoldooPed 20
Ah kids. Don't you love 'em?
SadSouthernBell 18
I once had a similar experience, but with a crab spider on my shirt. After the blisters fade, you'll find the humor in it.