zuut
Australia
Today, I logged on to Facebook for the first time in nine days. No new notifications. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Facebook
United States
Poked
Today, I logged into Facebook for the first time in a month. I had only 3 new notifications, that were to tell me that the poker application I used on there "missed me" and wanted to give me 10,000 free chips. My poker app talks to me more than my friends. FML
Kaya Marley Ramsey
Dopamine
Today, Facebook stopped working and I realized how emotionally dependent I am on social media. FML
No.Life.
United States
Nice try
Today, I decided not to go on Facebook so people would actually think that I have a life. FML
supercharged
Sherwood Park, Canada
Today, I came back from a week-long vacation where I had no internet whatsoever. I turned on my phone to get notifications, hoping to see a message or two that I'd missed while gone. There was 1 notification, telling me how many FMLs were posted while I was away. FML
Anonymous
United States
Get a life
Today, I spent an hour deleting 70 of my status posts from the past week so I don't look so addicted to Facebook. Damn, I need a life. FML
NoLife
United States
Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML
Noname
United States
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
Ryan McArdle
What did I do?
Today, I tried to log into Instagram for the first time in 2 days. They deactivated my account for violating their guidelines. I haven't posted a picture or made a comment in months. FML
unlovedfatty
United States
Today, I reactivated my Facebook account, having not used it for three months. My "friends" didn't realize this. According to their recent status updates, I'm disgustingly fat, have a hook nose, and I'm secretly hated. FML
Needsanewjob
United States
Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML
Top comments
your_face 15
It's pathetic that you need FB action to feel good about yourself.
tishytot 0
My power has been out for over 2 weeks because of an ice storm. I have no new notifications on Facebook. I have nothing on Myspace. Nothing on Twitter, or any other website I use. **** your life? **** my life.
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Timmytwofinger 0
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hahahahha get a ******* life
Loosechange 0
Ok Facebook is a waste of time all it did was piss me off. I would get like a billion notifications so I deleted it and made a new one. Only like 30 people I will let on because who wants 500 people saying they just watched the hockey game or went to dinner or something no one cares about.
bezach 0
ikr I quit and just checked and still no new notifications for over two year.
Gstone5 0
facebook is a ******* waste of time, i have 478 friends and never log on, but i also dont get notifications.
glenzhao2 16
This is the worst FML I've ever read. Get a LIFE!
drewgreenan 0
if you do nothin on fb you shouldn't get notifications idiot
Littlelizard2810 6
exactly :')
FMLshark 12
The generation I live in: People get heartbroken over not receiving notifications on Facebook.
xxEternalRain 13
Agreed
tishytot 0
My power has been out for over 2 weeks because of an ice storm. I have no new notifications on Facebook. I have nothing on Myspace. Nothing on Twitter, or any other website I use. **** your life? **** my life.
slushpup9696 12
you and the Op sound needy.
singhjr1 3
dude the only way your going to get any nothinfications is if you actually post or commemt on something. ever thought about that dumbazzez.
money127 4
you still use myspace? ha ha loser.
your_face 15
It's pathetic that you need FB action to feel good about yourself.
HyperFlirt 0
Pfft, don't leave FB because of that. FB isn't important, I agree, but still, it's a useful tool when you want to contact someone you wouldn't otherwise be able to. But...that does suck XD; Sorry hun.
bezach 0
I found my dad I havnt seen in six years on FB!
mister_moops 0
op and #3 you guys are ******* faggots. you have three options. 1) ******* kill yourselves. 2) stop being such faggots. 3) get a ******* life.
mel_ancholy 0
Happens to me all the time...
noodlesandsauce 0
Who cares?
soccer_babe 0
facebook is so useless. it takes up all your time and people can stalk you.
mynameizanthony 0
dont worry it happens to me to :/
christiner51 0
Totally agree with #7 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Facebook means nothing when you have a life.
elloelle 0
haha. F#3L.