Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my niece started crying because she thought that someday she'll look like me. FML
Today, I had to put my little sister to bed. Usually my mom sings her a lullaby before she puts her to sleep, so I did too. After I finished the song, my sister looked me dead in the eyes and said, "This is why I tell people we aren't related." FML
Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML
Today, my little sister came up to me and said, "Aww, don't be sad. Even ugly people can get boyfriends." She then smiled, patted my back, and walked off. I wasn't actually sad before, but I am now. FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, my grandma told me that I'm starting to look like my sister. I jokingly replied, "Uh-oh I'm in trouble then." She gave me a very disapproving look and said, "You should be happy. She's beautiful, unlike you." FML
Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML
Today, I told my daughter that she's going to be a big sister, because there is a baby growing in my tummy. She's been sobbing because I can't convince her that I didn't eat a baby. FML
Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." FML
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Top comments
swaneh 0
Nothing like a cold dose of reality in your younger years, eh?
perdix 31
Tell her if she learns to drink a lot, forget how to say "no" and make good sammiches, she'll be able to get by.
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Comments (59)
pepetto 0
oh no! fyl indeed
swaneh 0
Nothing like a cold dose of reality in your younger years, eh?
shelagirl1 0
that sucks
camraja901 5
I'm ugly, and I smell. And I can't spell for toffee.
perdix 31
Tell her if she learns to drink a lot, forget how to say "no" and make good sammiches, she'll be able to get by.
MadPercussion 0
YES! you win
IDOLGIRL 0
ouch...tell her it could be worse. she could have a moustache at 15
hunter989 0
Maybe she already has one haha
IDOLGIRL 0
good point! maybe she'll be blessed with back hair--I hear that's all the rage these days
poofiex3 0
hahaha!!
ble_fml 0
Would be end of the world then. hahaha
69Kitty 4
maybe they were tears of joy?
FernandoTorres_fml 0
It's these moments of realisation that make life miserable. There's always plastic surgery, it might not just be the end of the world for her.
vinterhjerte 0
Uhh, little sisters tend to see Barbie as the "paragon of perfection"? This would be "FML worthy" if she was 20 and you were 45.
expen_dable 0
With all that make-up and Photoshop on your picture, I don't think you should complain about Barbie...
vinterhjerte 0
Ohhh, it hurts. Ahaha. Not. :D
infiniti_G 0
And you still look nasty.. FYL
vinterhjerte 0
Do I give a crap about your opinion concerning my looks? Nah. I don't think so. At least I have the guts to show myself. :D
Tripout 0
@ 11. HOW DO U KNOW SHE ISNT 20? OP only said my little sister she's didn't say any ages whatsoever and who knows maybe the lil sis isnt only 20 but emotional about her appearence