Today, I was called a fascist and accused of being "racist" against poor people, all because some crazy meth-mouthed bitch couldn't afford some booze and expected me to cut the price by almost 40% so she could. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
Today, a customer became irrationally angry and called me a "stupid bitch", all because she couldn't use the coupon clearly marked "30% off grocery items" on a prescription from our pharmacy. FML
Today, I was called an assortment of names and was almost followed home by a crazy bitch. Why? Because I stated that it was unsanitary for her to bring her dog to a grocery store. She clearly disagreed. FML
Today, while serving two middle-aged women at the coffee shop, I was screamed at and accused of being a "sexist and chauvinistic bastard." This was prompted by me charging one of them 40 cents for the addition of steamed milk, which is clearly stated on the price sheet. FML
Today, I refused to serve a woman alcohol, as she looked underage. She complained to my manager about "age racism." FML
Today, I was waiting in line while a lady paid for her shopping, when her credit card got declined. She started ranting and insulting everyone and kept insisting: "I'm not poor!" By the time the lady had finally stormed off, I had spittle on my face, and the cashier was almost in tears. FML
Today, at work I was trying to be nice and give a customer a discount because she was having trouble finding money to pay for her food. Everybody behind her then demanded a discount as well. FML
Today, a crazy homeless guy got angry because I wouldn't sell him a bottle of vodka at half price. He got so irrationally mad, he put his fingers down his throat, and threw up on my checkout counter. FML
No beer for you
Today, I had to decline the sale of alcohol to a man who reeked of booze and was practically falling asleep at my till. He tried to convince me that he wasn't drunk, he was just blind. Still refusing to sell him the beer, he started yelling at me, accusing me of "being racist against the 'blinds'". FML
Cash me?
Today, working in a liquor store, I had to tell a girl I couldn't sell her alcohol since she was severely intoxicated. She told me to "cash me ousside, how bow dat?" then smashed a bottle of wine and left. FML
Top comments
Kurby14 21
dont you just wish it was legal to punch some people?
Kibaruto 33
"The customer is always right."
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Kibaruto 33
"The customer is always right."
Miss_Chevious 37
"That bitch wanted it for 60%, Yo!" -Jesse Pinkman
knightofdarkness 21
except when they are wrong
ActionFearo 39
So, like 90% of the time.
tdawg91 17
Working with the public is fun.... Especially when there's alcohol involved
Kurby14 21
dont you just wish it was legal to punch some people?
Exodiafinder687 58
You mean it's not? Is that why those guys in blue uniforms keep slapping those shiny, silver bracelets on my wrists and taking me to that strange room made of metal bars for a few months every time I hit people?
Cads1 24
So, in your world, punching the homeless is cool?
ItsDutch 16
When was anything said about hitting homeless people?
Cads1 24
My bad, read it wrong
gobiteme2 34
Bad part about hitting a meth-head in the mouth is not having the satisfaction of not knocking any teeth out.
SookyLala 13
#41 i lold that was good.
saffy66 34
You have to love how the word 'racist' is thrown at every situation nowadays, whether it has any racial overtones or not. Next time tell her to go ask her drug dealer for a discount instead, so she can afford the booze.
weswheatley 14
I hope your being sarcastic with you loving the incorrect use of the word racist, because I'm racist against people who do that.
kozzard 17
If you listen carefully, you can still hear the joke whizzing by. Neeeeeeerrrrroooooo
ShadowlessSpear 21
#28, *whoosh*
Rkikkas9713 25
That joke went waaaaay over your head #28.
maharb01 17
probably trying to pay with food stamps too
ItsDutch 16
Why does everyone always look down upon food stamps? I mean sure there are aasholes who take advantage of it, but they are great for those who truly need them.
stephan140 6
I have no problem with food stamps. Just don't try to get stuff like that with them; actually get food!
SMHsohard 22
You can't use EBT for liquor or tobacco products.
maharb01 17
I have no problem with food stamps either, just their abuse. The charming customer in question sounded like an abuser.
iwadasn 33
People look down on food stamps when they're spent on things like soda and chips instead of the nutrients you're supposed to by buying for your kids--that's what the money is for. Unfortunately, food stamps seem to be spent on the former much more than they are on the latter.
stargirl_95 24
#53 from what I've read, the reason that people spend food stamps on unhealthy food a lot of the time is because unhealthy food is considerably cheaper than fruits and vegetables. Plus it can be stored for a hell of a lot longer and you could very well not have a fridge because you can't afford one. In which case, fruits and vegetables won't be your go to option.
hunterluv1 20
I've been spit on for not being able to take an expired coupon before. Costumer service is a bitch.
Miss_Whipped 43
I agree that it can be. One of the things that I like about my job is that while I work in customer service, I work from home so I never have to experience face-to-face interactions with angry customers. This helps with avoiding situation escalation and also helps me to control my tongue with my customers because my voice is all they have to go by.
ItsDutch 16
I've never personally been spit on, but I have already listened to someone bitch and complain for 20 minutes about 5cents already. Gotta love working with the public..
Miss_Chevious 37
Jesse Pinkman, is that you?
betweenwinds 18
"Crazy meth-mouthed bitch." Bet the customers really love you, huh?
brand125 17
if someone pissed you off FIRST, its understandable to retaliate. you say that like he said this to her face first..
chocolatelover96 14
We retail workers really aren't compensated enough for dealing with some people :/ I had a woman rant and rave at me today because I wouldn't accept coupons intended for healthy food for her kids against an alcohol and pet food purchase.
rocker_chick105 31
I work in retail, and possibly the worse thing about customers yelling at me, in my opinion, is the fact that they think I make the prices up. I'm a sales associate who makes minimum wage, I wish I could be the people who determine the price!! My mom always told me everyone needs to work in retail and/or the food service once in their life, and now I see why. It makes you realize things you didn't before
JustinJK 21
Idk where you guys are retaol, but I love my retail job. best college job ever. I make a few dollars more than min wage and commission
rocker_chick105 31
I work a retail job in college too. I make minimum wage, yet the company I work for made over $66K on Black Friday alone. But in college it's what you have to do. I love my job honestly, just sometimes I wish we were compensated more.
chocolatelover96 14
Oh, I love my job, and I consider myself very lucky to have a full time contract in this economy, it's just sometimes the people complaining don't appreciate we are human and have feelings as well.
the_aspect 28
wow, just wow! FML on being called a fascist.
chewebb 8
You should've told her to go back to get trailer trash life and leave you alone.