Ann
United States
Today, my 12 year old cousin decided that "all men are pigs" and deleted every male contact in my phone. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
DCarreon
Ceres, United States
Today, my seemingly normal girlfriend decided to erase every girl's name out of my phone. Family and all. FML
Not funny!
United States
Cruel winter
Today, my uncle stole my cousin's phone to take a picture of me. He then sent said picture to my cousin's boyfriend, saying that she'd been cheating on him with me for over a year. He's been cheated on before and is hysterical. My uncle then had the nerve to act all defensive when my cousin and I exploded at him. FML
jake
Denver, United States
Jealousy
Today, my girlfriend demanded that I delete all my female contacts or she’d set my stuff on fire. Yes, that includes my mother. FML
jakeson12
Dundee, United Kingdom
Today, my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to text my girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to my side of the story. FML
amber
United States
Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
Anonymous
They hated her because she spoke the truth
Today, I threw a pillow at my 8 year-old cousin while play-fighting. She gave me a look, then muttered, "You don't have any girlfriends and the girls that talk to you probably have no taste." FML
alissa_roar
United States
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML
brittbrat4
United States
Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML
Anonymous
Bangor, United Kingdom
No introductions needed
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
Anonymous
Don't you know that you're toxic?
Today, I found out my girlfriend talks to around 18 other men for fun. She says she loves me more, but I told her to prove it, so I took her phone and deleted the social media accounts that she made just for these men. Now I'm a "toxic controlling monster" because I don't let her chat with random men. FML
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faithe92 0
start em off early
Keyman1212 14
I don't look like a pig
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TheMonica 0
Isn't she a little young to be so jaded? I was at least 14 before I came to that realization.
claireful 4
I was 11. I called a boy in my 6th grade class a chauvinistic pig after he told me to make him a sandwich. All girls go through that stage; eventually we get over it and realize that feminists are crazy, and have PMS (Permenant Menstrual Syndrome) and that sexist jokes are hillarious.
aerogxt 7
Oink oink
JoeMan13 0
I ain't no pig haha.
shannon6 3
Haha aw, so young and so cynical. Who knows, maybe she was right and you dodged a bullet. Maybe she's a good judge of character. Take her with you to meet new potential boys as she judges them silently ;)
antichrist666 0
or maybe she's a stuck up bitch like most females ;) an was unfortunately started early
shannon6 3
True, preteens do go for the stuck up routine since that's supposedly how "popular" girls act. Most girls grow out of that as they get older, like after high school if not sooner. Poor kid. Where is the sense of romanticism and the whole prince on a white horse fairytale most girls that age dream of? I guess with the divorce rate spiraling out of control, we shouldn't be surprised since a lot of kids are really damaged growing up watching their parents either in a dysfunctional relationship or unable to keep a steady relationship :/
hahopps 4
lol :)
claireful 4
Is that really necessary!
VulpesFidelis 0
Do they have a phone themselves? Throw it in the wash machine. Sometimes spoiled brats need a hard lesson.
shannon6 3
Aw, but you shouldn't lie to children ;D
HahaYDI 0
I've never liked that generalization. Typically when girls say things like that it's because they are attracted to the scum that gives the rest of us a bad name. And since your cousin is 12, she should know better than to mess with your stuff.
Silenthunter 0
And you should not be such a stuck up bitch.
Super_Jill_ 1
That's horrible!