Today, I came home from work to find my computer smashed into a hundred pieces. My dad threw it at my mom because they were having a fight and my computer was the closest thing to throw. He refuses to fix it. FML
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OP here, let me clear it up. Mom blamed my computer for something I said so she thought I was turning spaghetti brained and demanded Dad to unhook it. Menopause is a bitch. So after hours of this Dad yanked the comp out and threw it NOT directly at Mom but...
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A7X_LoVeee 10
Damn. You have an asshole of a father.
ideasrule 13
How can he fix it if it's in 100 pieces?
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ideasrule 13
How can he fix it if it's in 100 pieces?
MRukkus 5
yeah
MrSassypants 34
Even worse why did OP take the time and count the peices and what are the odds it was exactly "a hundred pieces."
rockr_chick 5
I'm wondering why OP is more worried about his computer than his mom.
theten_fml 9
...uh.. duct tape
swimchica22 0
how bout buy a knew one? or steal his money and buy one ;P
pertained 12
by replacing the parts...? I'm sorry OP, I actually also have a vivid expression of my mother throwing the computer monitor at my uncle. But of course this was in the 90's so it was a very fat monitor.
CateXOX 0
39- I'm assuming the mom was fine if the computer was OP's concern.
Lucidium 0
that picture looks like a man
simply_improper 1
call the cops, have him arrested for domestic abuse, very simple really. next time it might be your mother that is in a million pieces
ashtin85 0
I don't understand why your worried about your computer... does it not register in your brain that he could have killed your mom if it would've hit her in the head?? dumbass people need to get their priorities in check.!
The_Weirdo 10
Pfffsssss, real men throw Anvils!
zapp_fml 0
good idea
ninja_ness 3
super glue, duh
NANDwich 5
#39: Because her mom was dumb enough to marry this asshole.
KyRidHEART 0
I know right?!
Yousuck24 21
35: Maybe it was an expression of speech.
PurpleRae420 0
Abusive Son of a bitch!!! Nah I'd steal his money AND MAKE HIS ABUSIVE ASS PAY FOR IT!!! Stand up for yourself I think in this case you deserve to take his credit card and maybe make your mom leave him cuz spousel abuse isn't right
ahole123 0
135 I don't think stealing money from someone who's abusive is this best idea
smmrgrl 1
@86 maybe cause his mum was alright.. what's he supposed to say? "today my mum almost got killed by a flying computer. FML" that wouldn't really be a fml, it'd be a fhl. :/ anyways, if you really don't like this fml you just moderate the fmls so bad ones don't get put on the site.
vincespektor 0
why the **** did this get negative marks? I hate the new fml layout you guys are ******* idiots
Trololololololo_fml 7
wow, your mum must've been quite strong
PurpleRae420 0
Yah well you could steal enough money to buy yourself another computer a BETTER computer and draw the rest out of the bank account so he won't know where y'all are then pack up your shit while he's at work so you have enough time to HAUL ASS
flawedgenius 6
you're just being pedantic here... it doesn't actually matter how many pieces it broke into, it's broken. in a civilised world who ever is responsible for the damage normally contributes to the cost of its repair or replacement... and if he used it as a blunt object to hit someone, it becomes abuse and this would be evidence...
trackstar132 4
145 you spelled MOM wrong I don't care where your from of your gonna say it in English do it right
JaneChemi_fml 21
you ******* idiot, they did spell it in English.
A7X_LoVeee 10
Damn. You have an asshole of a father.
kingtz 6
He also sounds like a mindless animal. I hope you don't turn out like him.
Littlelizard2810 6
that's a little bit harsh :/
VulpesFidelis 0
No. It's not a bit harsh. It sounds like both "asshole" and "mindless animal" are both perfect, if not strong enough. Need I say where people like that really belong?
sematariux 7
your a little TOO passive littlelizard
YacL 15
That was DAMN harsh. Honestly, OP, I have no ******* idea what I'd do if my Dad did that.
polysyllabist 3
You know, in situations like this everyone seems to presume one side to be grievously out of control, out of bounds and the other party to be a faultless victim. And while that can be the case, I wonder why no one else ever wonders what it took to drive the one party to such a furious act. Anyone who automatically assumes the father is an irredeemable human being and the mother a poor innocent soul is either naive and lacking in empathy and imagination, or has simply not been in very many relationships.
A7X_LoVeee 10
Whether or not the mother did something to piss him off, it doesn't give him the right to throw shit around.
polysyllabist 3
#74, that demonstrates a sense of right and wrong, but not a sense of empathy
badintentions 0
hey maybe your mom didn't have dinner ready? blame her for your computer! before all the women freak out, it's just a joke
xxmuahhxx 4
have to disagree with you polysyllabist... no matter what the situation, a man should NEVER try to harm his wife- in any sort of way. he needs to be a man and control the situation a bit more maturely.
geeksaresexy 18
What if she's the abusive one and he was defending himself? I bet if the mum threw the PC at the dad you'd all assume she had a good reason. People seem to think that women can't be the abuser when it comes to domestic violence.
brunettesara5722 17
break his computer (:
KyRidHEART 0
Your pretty(:
atomicbaboon 0
yes, because if you're angry, the best thing to do is piss off the person that recently threw a computer at someone else for pissing him/her off.
xXshadowrollerXx 6
Based on the story, I wouldn't be surprised if OP's father broke OP's face if he had done that. He's already abusive to his wife, why not his child as well?
tsim_fml 0
or break his balls.
Zodaicz 4
wow...that's all I can say.
BAMF519 0
true dat
pinkandbluepsych 3
He threw it at your mom?!? Talk about abusive relationship!
stfuitscindeeeh9 3
She should stop worrying about a broken computer, she should worry about the fact that her dad took the initiative to try and throw it at her mom. Domestic violence FTL.
Keyman1212 14
That's bullshit.
instnt1nfction 17
that's horseshit
LuxAeterna_fml 0
That's turtle shit.
HannahForbesxo 13
I'd certainly hide all heavy objects from him when you are having any sort of argument.
VulpesFidelis 0
I agree with #3. If he doesn't come around in a week or two, I'd start breaking his shit. (Keep a weapon on you, just in case he tries to go batshit on you.)
A7X_LoVeee 10
That'll just make the situation worse. Oh and batshit? That's a new one. XD
VulpesFidelis 0
Well... At least I'm not actively trying to suggest what I'd really recommend to remedy the situation. Actually, I can't, legally. But it's sure how I'd feel in this person's shoes. ;o)
N3v43h 0
"batshit crazy" is the term
VulpesFidelis 0
"Batshit insane," technically. In this case, "apeshit" might have been more appropriate. :oD
ipwnlosers 4
I still didn't comprehend what the word "batshit" means. Please explain?
geeksaresexy 18
Guano
donttalkjusteat 3
Psycho alert ...
perdix 31
If it's a PC, YDI. If it's a Mac, I have a list of people who'd be happy to whack your dad. No fee, just for the blasphemy of it.
instnt1nfction 17
a blasphemy calls others a blasphemy, you blasphemy....shit I'm a blasphemy, which means I'm a blasphemy 'cause I called myself a blasphemy
A7X_LoVeee 10
^^ PurpleRae, is that you?
taarna77 6
I think what the OPs computer is, is irrelevant. It's the fact that he broke it, he should repair or replace it, preferably with a better model, like a Mac!
TheLetterZero 7
It'd be a good thing if it were a Mac. Inferior machines deserve destruction.
Ieatpeople17 0
Mac is terrible
mightymart 5
oh boy Mac lemming alert!!
ToxicxKitten 9
I don't understand why people fight over Macs/PCs being better/worse. I've had both, and they both have their pros and cons..
RyanX92 0
mac's are better for 1 reason virus proof so I come to my second point they are way expensive this leads me to my conclusion macs are for rich kids and **** addicts
A7X_LoVeee 10
#90 - it's a lost cause...just like the "Xbox 360 V. PS3" fights :|
ToxicxKitten 9
; - ; Damn those lost causes. And hey, I have a Mac, and neither am I rich, nor am I addicted to ****. D:
ElZamo 0
looooooool good one
mrtoothpick 11
@95 Macs are only "virus proof" because they're less popular and less viruses have been developed for them. :P
shipman09 0
Macs are almost completely incompatible with most decent software programming. Therefore, they are useless outside of schools, and small offices that have the money to spend on the software that does work.
tnlander 20
Truth be told: it was a defrag gone horrible wrong.