Ann
United States
Today, my 12 year old cousin decided that "all men are pigs" and deleted every male contact in my phone. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
DCarreon
Ceres, United States
Today, my seemingly normal girlfriend decided to erase every girl's name out of my phone. Family and all. FML
Not funny!
United States
Cruel winter
Today, my uncle stole my cousin's phone to take a picture of me. He then sent said picture to my cousin's boyfriend, saying that she'd been cheating on him with me for over a year. He's been cheated on before and is hysterical. My uncle then had the nerve to act all defensive when my cousin and I exploded at him. FML
jake
Denver, United States
Jealousy
Today, my girlfriend demanded that I delete all my female contacts or she’d set my stuff on fire. Yes, that includes my mother. FML
jakeson12
Dundee, United Kingdom
Today, my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to text my girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to my side of the story. FML
amber
United States
Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
Anonymous
They hated her because she spoke the truth
Today, I threw a pillow at my 8 year-old cousin while play-fighting. She gave me a look, then muttered, "You don't have any girlfriends and the girls that talk to you probably have no taste." FML
alissa_roar
United States
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML
brittbrat4
United States
Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML
Anonymous
Bangor, United Kingdom
No introductions needed
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
Anonymous
Don't you know that you're toxic?
Today, I found out my girlfriend talks to around 18 other men for fun. She says she loves me more, but I told her to prove it, so I took her phone and deleted the social media accounts that she made just for these men. Now I'm a "toxic controlling monster" because I don't let her chat with random men. FML
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faithe92 0
start em off early
Keyman1212 14
I don't look like a pig
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faithe92 0
start em off early
xxsarahfxx 6
Delete all of their contacts!
HannahMarshall 6
win!
ScaughtieHolden 11
25, the kid's only 12.
MrSassypants 34
Even worse... switch the women contact numbers with the men contact numbers.
holymolybro 0
WIN.
MrSassypants 34
44 well have you seen kids these days? They have like a cell phone, an iPod, a car so when they are old enough to drive, and they even have their own house that their parents bought all of them.
NancyDeebensDPDS 0
Omfg 44, twelve year olds have phones. They have like everything nowadays. Uggs, northfaces, phones, etc.
sameroni13 0
so? you have messages or you should have back up well that teaches you not to let 12 year olds see your phone
sameroni13 0
so? you have messages or you should have back up well that teaches you not to let 12 year olds see your phone
MRukkus 5
u jelly
swimchica22 0
tough love!
bbucaro98 0
hey guys! do u wanna be my friends
plataapusss 0
but theyre cute
nyrangers1022 6
so punish her and take her privelaged belongings away...wait nevermind, parents let there kids do whatever they want these days
The_Weirdo 10
Take her to a farm and tell her to kiss a pig. If she doesn't do it, call her a lesbian.
maz_irken 6
^win
jeremey602 0
lmao
fadingfaith 4
Agreed. Kids these days are spoiled bastards.
imacreeper 3
105, they're not that naive.
iamfunny 0
66- your picture is funny.. and OP if that happened to me id be really upset, but i just dont understand why your cousin was able to get to your phone. you shouldnt just leave it out...
landonlasater 3
what parent would let their neice/nephew punish their child?
MagicGiraffe 12
66 I'll be your friend :)
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
Sameroni, y u no use good English?
MehrunesDagon456 20
Kids are so selfish. When I was younger I had POKEMON CARDS. Now they have iPhones and laptops and twitter accounts, getting cars at 15. I hate today.
89_Sparkly 7
unlucky!
mexicotoucher 7
It would be worse if the cousin's parents were both men
johnson94 5
must have been because a little boy stole her cookie on the playground. poor soul!
EffinToofer 3
Sounds like someone had her first heartbreak! Aww :(
ashtin85 0
smart cousin u have!
johnson94 5
...and that is why you are not allowed to have children.
ritbbehindu 0
well no one says we aren't....
qwert1994 0
What a smart girl :), good for her.
AngryCanadian 0
Excuse me while I file this under "overprivileged first-world suburban teenager complaints".
TXjuggalo972 6
86 could be trollin but I wanna get this out there anyway: girls are just as bad
Rape_Laser 0
a lot of guys are pigs that is true but a lot of girls are bitches
MegamiKaosu 28
girls can be worse I've seen girls throw rocks and beat the shit out of this one girl they picked on at school....
Keyman1212 14
I don't look like a pig
volley4eva1698 0
HAHAHAHHA
abbi96x 0
No, but you do look like a pompous twat :]
swimchica22 0
why are you guys thumbing this down? it's called a joke.....look it up.
iliketurdles 7
OMG, there's a glitch in the Matrix :o
Keyman1212 14
It's a joke, jeez. Are people not born with a sense of humor anymore?
YacL 15
Or people didn't stop to think it was a joke before viscously thumbing down his comment. Got to admit, didn't really sound like he was joking, so I guess I have to agree with you.
YacL 15
viciously*
X0lilmommax0 0
The guy behind u is
joshijosh 0
LOL that was a good laugh
laxscorer106 0
calm down, its a joke
mightymart 5
wow some people need a broom removed from their ass and a sense of humor badly
A7X_LoVeee 10
I like how you changed your pic to a pig. Unlike others, I didn't think you looked like a tool or as someone put it, a "twat."
Keyman1212 14
Thanks (: now I'm just making those other people look like idiots. I'll change it back in a little haha
Sgrocks 5
83-no sense of humor, u try to come up with a joke & even u won't laff!
lolrofl69 0
look at your pic
Lufferkinz 0
Oink, how terrible. :(
The_Weirdo 10
What? You haven't seen an aqua waffle before?
eminemchick 19
ive contracted aqua waffle:(
sxe_beast 11
Hopefully you had your contacts backed up. :D
itsalwaysYDI 0
Smart kid!
xiaoxaio 5
i dont care if i was a pig aslong as i was bacon
treyvionjohnson 0
some men aren't pigs
instnt1nfction 17
thank you and some women aren't pigs either
atomicbaboon 0
nope. some are *******.
perdix 31
She's right, we are. So, what are you doing later? ;) Oink.
jessie96xoxo 0
The "oink" part made me laugh ahah..
MRukkus 5
hello
instnt1nfction 17
hello, how's it going?