Ann
United States
Today, my 12 year old cousin decided that "all men are pigs" and deleted every male contact in my phone. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
DCarreon
Ceres, United States
Today, my seemingly normal girlfriend decided to erase every girl's name out of my phone. Family and all. FML
Not funny!
United States
Cruel winter
Today, my uncle stole my cousin's phone to take a picture of me. He then sent said picture to my cousin's boyfriend, saying that she'd been cheating on him with me for over a year. He's been cheated on before and is hysterical. My uncle then had the nerve to act all defensive when my cousin and I exploded at him. FML
jake
Denver, United States
Jealousy
Today, my girlfriend demanded that I delete all my female contacts or she’d set my stuff on fire. Yes, that includes my mother. FML
jakeson12
Dundee, United Kingdom
Today, my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to text my girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to my side of the story. FML
amber
United States
Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
Anonymous
They hated her because she spoke the truth
Today, I threw a pillow at my 8 year-old cousin while play-fighting. She gave me a look, then muttered, "You don't have any girlfriends and the girls that talk to you probably have no taste." FML
alissa_roar
United States
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML
brittbrat4
United States
Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML
Anonymous
Bangor, United Kingdom
No introductions needed
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
Anonymous
Don't you know that you're toxic?
Today, I found out my girlfriend talks to around 18 other men for fun. She says she loves me more, but I told her to prove it, so I took her phone and deleted the social media accounts that she made just for these men. Now I'm a "toxic controlling monster" because I don't let her chat with random men. FML
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faithe92 0
start em off early
Keyman1212 14
I don't look like a pig
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jessie96xoxo 0
Some guys can be pigs, but not all haha... I know a lot of sweet guys but not too many. :/ but that sucks.
VulpesFidelis 0
I know what you mean. Unfortunately, society seems to be set up so that sweetness is actually a liability, not an asset. :o(
shannon6 3
Unfortunately most girls don't know what they want and when they date nice guys they get "bored", so then they date bad boys for a sense of adventure and also because they have this crazy urge to be the one to change the bad boy and turn his life around, which is totally stupid but that's beside the point. So because the nice guys basically get shit on, they usually end up turning into assholes too because from watching all their crushes date assholes, they think that's what they have to do to get girls to date them. It's craziness.
PSQ91 6
Loved your comment. Not agreeing on every point though :)
TheLetterZero 7
I agree on every point. It's what I've seen so far in school.
Belovan 2
Only some of men are pigs. The rest are gay.
liy223 6
they grow up so fast these days...
shannon6 3
Haha I'm not at all. It was a joke. Chill out dude. There are good and bad people in both sexes, obviously. The key is finding a good one that is compatible with you :)
N3v43h 0
This just furthers the truth that all women are illogical, and crazy. j/k ;)
brezzybabe92 12
damn 39 sensitive much? I agree with her ^^
ailetha 1
LOL, well, you can tell he/she is almost a teenager because they're taking things totally out of context like a champ.
shannon6 3
Thank you, sir. You're a good man :)
luvppl 6
she is a keeper... I'm glad that she learned early
sematariux 7
lmfao at 39's bluntness