Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into the living room when I heard the smoke alarm going off. Turns out, my friend thought it was a good idea to melt a plastic cup on my floor heater. He also thought the best way to put it out was to urinate on it. My house smells like burnt pee. FML
Today, I found out why my bathroom has been smelling so bad. My 10-year-old son has been peeing on the radiator, thinking it's fun to watch it steam and sizzle. FML
Today, my idiot son incinerated his shoes in the oven. They were wet and he wanted to "quick-dry" them, so now the whole house smells terrible. FML
Today, my not-quite-potty-trained toddler niece had a 'wee accident' in my bed. I used towels to mop it up and changed the sheets. Later, I had the bright idea to dry it faster by turning the electric blanket on high. Now my room smells like burned urine. FML
Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML
Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML
Today, my 5-year-old son thought it'd be a good idea to pee into the heat vent in the hallway of our apartment building. The whole building now smells like urine. The landlord is a 6-foot ex-convict. He wants answers. FML
Today, I found out my 10 year-old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including a £600 guitar. FML
Today, my brother tried to sit on my head and fart, except he followed through. It didn’t make it past his trousers but for a few brief seconds before he ran to the bathroom I could smell it and feel how warm it was. FML
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
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Top comments
Epsilonyx 15
I'd be pissed.
PaulB123 11
If he ever complains he's hot, pee on him. He'll get it.
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Comments (155)
JonnyAnonymous 0
When you gotta go, you gotta go hahahahaha
old09 11
Stuck his head in/on the oven That'll teach him
aFreedom127 9
Did the oven cool down?
mlw63 0
Laughing my ass off! That's classic.
ZDK5498 6
what a dumb ass... punish that little stupid ****** so he has common sense thats ******* ridiculous... unless if he has mental issues... best of luck to you OP...
sodapopper 6
Beat him unmerciful! That way you'll BOTH remember this experience forever.
KiddNYC1O 22
A brewery right in your house, nice. Time to cash in.
hateevryone 15
where the hell did he get that from?
LadyCarter89 6
Perhaps try supervising children next time you welcome them into you house?
docscientist 10
I know because you can watch EVERY move they make at ALL TIMES. And he's ******* 10, he should know better.
LadyCarter89 6
Well he clearly isn't a mature ten year old and needs supervision.. I get that kids can't be watched every second - but how the **** was he allowed near a hot oven long enough to piss in it?!
ShadesOfBlue5 9
Febreze moment