Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran into the living room when I heard the smoke alarm going off. Turns out, my friend thought it was a good idea to melt a plastic cup on my floor heater. He also thought the best way to put it out was to urinate on it. My house smells like burnt pee. FML
Today, I found out why my bathroom has been smelling so bad. My 10-year-old son has been peeing on the radiator, thinking it's fun to watch it steam and sizzle. FML
Today, my idiot son incinerated his shoes in the oven. They were wet and he wanted to "quick-dry" them, so now the whole house smells terrible. FML
Today, my not-quite-potty-trained toddler niece had a 'wee accident' in my bed. I used towels to mop it up and changed the sheets. Later, I had the bright idea to dry it faster by turning the electric blanket on high. Now my room smells like burned urine. FML
Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML
Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML
Today, my 5-year-old son thought it'd be a good idea to pee into the heat vent in the hallway of our apartment building. The whole building now smells like urine. The landlord is a 6-foot ex-convict. He wants answers. FML
Today, I found out my 10 year-old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including a £600 guitar. FML
Today, my brother tried to sit on my head and fart, except he followed through. It didn’t make it past his trousers but for a few brief seconds before he ran to the bathroom I could smell it and feel how warm it was. FML
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
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Top comments
Epsilonyx 15
I'd be pissed.
PaulB123 11
If he ever complains he's hot, pee on him. He'll get it.
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Comments (155)
honeybuncher 3
hey!mine too!except mine is an air freshener....
ZeDolphinator 7
SPAAAACE BAAAARS. They're important. Otherwise, you look like you're a five-year-old with ADHD during a Ritalin shortage trying to get every word out as fast as possible. Also, I have no idea where you were going with air fresheners and "mine too!!" This has been your Grammar Nazi lesson of the day. Your regularly scheduled comments may now continue.
graham11 14
25- I hate anyone below the age of 16 or below the intelligence level of a small child..
commonlogicz42 6
Piss stench and wrecked oven aside, the real fml here is the fact that she's related to this moron.
pfx2_fml 15
I didn't know there was such a smell
Mr25_fml 14
make him clean it
erockinthesuburb 17
No amount of cleaner will ever get that stench out of your oven. Might as well throw it out.
mariebiscut1242 11
I did not even know you could burn piss... FYL OP. I'm really sorry. My boyfriend once tried to make chicken in a slow cooker but thought it was to slow, so he put it on the stove so it would cook faster. Ny slow cooker is totally cracked and broken.
docscientist 10
Wow.
airforce987 20
I once did something like that, but I was pretending to be a WWII soldier, peeing on the machine gun belt to cool it off and continue shooting.
1JDub 6
Thats a real pisser. FYL..and let the thumbs down begin..
iDaniel525 8
Urine for a pissy day! I wonder what your parents are going to say?
22jrdn55 15
That's cute yet disgusting, Cugusting!
ZeDolphinator 7
How is a boy peeing in an oven cute?
22jrdn55 15
The fact that a 10 year old tried to help out his sister and cool the oven for her is cute, also a bit disturbing but thats what the "disgusting" is for!
docscientist 10
No, it's just stupid. He's ten, not four.