Today, I found out why my bathroom has been smelling so bad. My 10-year-old son has been peeing on the radiator, thinking it's fun to watch it steam and sizzle. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML
Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML
Today, my wife caught our six-year-old son peeing in the bathroom sink. He pulled his little stool up in front, that he uses to brush his teeth, and was peeing in the sink. When we asked why, he said that he wanted to pee like a man, "like we do at football games." My son is using our bathroom sink as an urinal. FML
Today, my 5-year-old son thought it'd be a good idea to pee into the heat vent in the hallway of our apartment building. The whole building now smells like urine. The landlord is a 6-foot ex-convict. He wants answers. FML
Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML
Today, I've been potty training my son and almost all of his clothes have been peed on, but for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to do all the laundry together. When I was getting it out of the dryer, everything smelled like pee. FML
Today, I ran into the living room when I heard the smoke alarm going off. Turns out, my friend thought it was a good idea to melt a plastic cup on my floor heater. He also thought the best way to put it out was to urinate on it. My house smells like burnt pee. FML
Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML
Today, my five-year-old son told me that I smell bad and asked me to take a shower so I wouldn't attract bugs into the house. I had just showered. FML
Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
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Top comments
kate3101 15
Jesus! How hot do you have your radiator that his pee sizzles? How is your house not on fire?
cr4ckb0n3f4n 0
pee on him/her. that'll show him.
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Camy123_fml 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
1stt!
cucuto89 0
well it is fun
ronton 4
Today, every time I take a shit my bathroom smells bad. What witchcraft is this?? FML
zamxD 0
haha!
kate3101 15
Jesus! How hot do you have your radiator that his pee sizzles? How is your house not on fire?
Dr_Pepper_fml 3
Exactly lol. I have radiators in my house that are too hot to touch, but I highly doubt it water would sizzle on them!
Grndslmhttr3 0
This FML is obviously fake.
HanaxD 0
Okaaay. Ew. Just ew. :/
cr4ckb0n3f4n 0
pee on him/her. that'll show him.
intensitive 11
Hahaha.
MizzMe 0
How can a son be a her?
CommentKing207 23
You also implied that it was a him, saying "that will show HIM"...
Yarrachel 16
Resurrect Michael Jackson and send your son to his house. That'll teach the brat to misbehave.
realggirl 0
Poor MJ. He's completely innocent, he always was. And even after his death people have to focus on these stupid rumors instead of the wonderful music he created.
sadistmonkey 19
yeah, like his death changed anything
dspadres 0
LOL OMG You're so ******* hilarious. I want to have your babies. Whether or not he's guilty is irrelevant to me. I personally don't give a shit what other people do, famous or not. But the man's dead. Give it a rest. He means a lot to so many people; more people than you will ever be.
TheSpoof 0
you are right, i don't think he will ever be many people, probably just the one
Anteezy 7
Haha, unless he goes Tyler Durden style!
hannahuk1986 0
Eww. How long has your bathroom been smelling bad for? I hope you don't hang your towels on that radiator.
poisonfrog7 2
It is a child people, they exaggerate things. perhaps he didn't watch the boy pee on the radiator to see it steam and sizzle? and a 10 year old should know better. they should only do that at school.
FarSide 23
The first time his little tallywhacker touches the radiator and sizzles, he will stop that habit.
ily1210 10
LMAO!!!!!!! omfg, agreed
Fminetoo 0
LOL^ I made the mistake once of taking jeans out of the dryer, and putting them on really quick. A certain body part got caught on the zipper for about ten seconds, the worst ten seconds of my life. But the boy will learn, he'll most definetly learn.
24788 7
Well, can you really be that surprised?
dangletsbang21 0
hahahahahahaha! and 12, nice body ;)