Today, I made fun of a girl singing passionately along to a song on her radio while in traffic next to me. She decided that her chocolate milkshake would make a good addition to my brand new seat covers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML
Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML
Today, I connected my phone to my car’s Bluetooth to listen to music. I didn’t realize my playlist had shuffled onto an old voice memo where I'd drunkenly recorded myself singing a heartfelt love song about pizza. It played as my boss got in for our carpool to a conference. I had to sit through the drive while she hummed along to “Cheese, you complete me.” FML
Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML
Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML
Today, I was singing loudly in my car at a red light, completely oblivious. When I finished the song, I turned to see a bus full of passengers watching (and also some of them filming) my performance. FML
Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, after pulling up to my girlfriend's house for dinner with her parents, one of my favorite songs begin to play on the radio. After my 3 minutes of air drumming, I look up to see my girlfriend and her parents bouncing with laughter. FML
Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML
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Top comments
poulkrebs 20
Whatever happened to minding ones own business ? If you don't like her singing, fair enough, but ydi for being an ass about it
najraa 19
I guess her milkshake didn't bring you to her yard ..
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najraa 19
I guess her milkshake didn't bring you to her yard ..
nana_star 27
Unless OP felt like filing a lawsuit
HarleyQuinn1996 8
more like her milkshake made his seat covers get soaked and sticky
CharismaGeek 19
Tried too hard.
orbit 22
Well at least it was the seat covers....
deedeedeniel 17
Food Fight!
mallu86 9
Damn right, you said it right.
kabza 13
how dare you
abdel959 5
well said, well said indeed...
poulkrebs 20
Whatever happened to minding ones own business ? If you don't like her singing, fair enough, but ydi for being an ass about it
ryanpreiss 17
*Cheers*
saba_ajira 29
Exactly. You deserve it OP
piggybits 14
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No he doesn't... OP was definitely being an asshole and that's not cool but hurt feelings never warrants destruction of other peoples property
Tuffmuffin 10
If you dont think op was being an asshole, what qualifies as being an asshole to you?
noynek97 10
Op was being a jerk but she was being a lot worse. She didn't have the right to do that and op could file a suit against her and I hope he does.
oreoeater 21
#116 and I hope u shut up
garrett_8614 14
Right so I guess it's perfectly okay to throw milkshakes in people's cars...
xxrogerthatxx 19
it's not ok to MAKE FUN OF random people either.
DArthurVaderian 18
While making fun of people is mean, it isn't illegal. Destruction of property, on the other hand, is.
singer0421 32
Ruining another's good time for one's own personal enjoyment is worse than staining some replaceable seats. It's not like she set his house on fire.
Tuffmuffin 10
@98 Way to change your comment to make mine look stupid
allie2590 31
That's what you get when you make fun of people.
Aubri244 11
Karma.. gotta love it.
mudkipsan 19
"Oh look, somebody's having a good time - I had better put a stop to that."
garrett_8614 14
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I feel like we need to know what exactly OP did to "make fun of her" Regardless, throwing a milkshake in his car does not reciprocate the action. A simple "**** you" or something would have done the trick on that..
Helldemon 32
Not really, as there would have been nothing bad that happened to OP on account of him being an asshole and he probably would have gotten off on the "**** you" cause it shows he hurt her feelings.
AloysiusWeasley 15
Whole lot of smart going on in the above comments. OP definitely DI, especially for stomping all over someone's harmless fun, and for acting like we'd give him sympathy after he was clearly the instigator of his own problem.
Demon_of_Light 27
To everyone who thinks the girl should grow up and that OP should be mad about the seat covers: why do you think it's a bigger crime mistreat things than to mistreat people?
tony1891 22
you totally deserved that one
sweetest_jenn 18
Yeah but what a waste of a perfectly good milkshake.
Bombegranite 14
I would normally agree with that, and I did put YDI but I feel like it really depends on what he said. It could have been just mild teasing. And she could have been in a bad mood.
Wjanzen32 13
I don't think that people who are singing passionately to a song are normally in a bad mood.
tacopandaroo 12
Wow, you're a jerk.
Tthug 34
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Yeah. He's an ass, but could still file a police report. Whatever happened to sticks and stones. I don't agree with what OP did, but what the girl did is a crime. And if you mess with somebody's car you deserve to pay to fix it.
shay_serendipity 29
Seat covers can be washed. I don't think it a was a crime, it's not like she threw a rock and damaged a window.
Tthug 34
I suppose it depends on the type of covers. I perhaps falsely assumed that the FML was because even with washing they might still smell bad/be stained or something. Milk+sugar tends to be a pretty nasty staining concoction. Either way it's kinda sad to me that she freaked out that much. Must've been a pretty bad milkshake to warrant wasting for that.
singer0421 32
@Tthug, I think you're blowing this way out of proportion. OP should not file a police report. It's just a seat cover. Instead of blaming the girl, he should get over himself and stop being an ass.
FunnnyGirrl 19
Karma's a bitch
tiger8255 13
So is OP
Emzinatorbot 26
You're an asshole YDI!
CandyPewPewPew 29
What a nice person you are. She's just returning your kindness.
LunaaBluee 27
She isn't any better in my opinion..
Bowla 2
89 and 174 I absolutely agree with you guys. Can anyone Imagine what would've happened if the roles were reversed and the guy threw the drink?
Demon_of_Light 27
The exact same thing. Except people would be calling the OP a bitch instead of an asshole.
MistyKittyx 25
YDI for being an asshole.
Mauskau 36
I sing along with my roof down because I don't care what people think about me. When I'm in traffic I turn it down and don't sing as much. But seriously, why take the piss out of someone having fun? You made her waste her milkshake.
Tthug 34
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No. She just can't handle criticism. She's lucky OP didn't grab her license plate and call the police.
gramirez23 9
Snitching after bitching? Smh #111
garrett_8614 14
Yea he totally made her waste her milkshake. He practically picked it up and dumped it on his own seats *sarcasm*
skittyskatbrat 19
I wouldn't call that wasting. I'd call that about the best use ever for a milkshake.
Tthug 34
Lol. Don't **** with people's cars. Or their shit in general. If you can't take someone insulting you, roll your damn windows up. Apparently getting offended warrants retaliation nowadays. It's just pitiful. Grow up.
skyeyez9 25
So you think you should feel free to make fun of others and not expect someone, sooner or later will retaliate? Ridicule others at your own risk.
singer0421 32
Tthug, you need to grow up and stop expecting people to accept being ridiculed without response. Since when is staining something small and replaceable worse than ruining someone's fun? Don't **** with people's stuff? How about you don't **** with people's harmless joy?