suckerrrrr
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Lose-lose situation
Today, I bought a top, along with some other things. I went to the restroom and had diarrhea, but there was no toilet paper in the stall. I had to use the receipt from the store. I then realized the clerk hadn't put the top in the bag. I needed that receipt to get the top. FML