Today, l was crouched on the ground in the doorway at a haunted mansion. It's part of my job here to scare the people passing by. A 12 year-old girl walked by, I grabbed her leg, and she kicked me in the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working a haunted house. I have a really good spot where I hide and scare people. This really hot guy was walking up, and I jumped out and screamed. He punched me in the face. FML
Today, I went into a haunted house. Around 30 seconds into the adventure, I couldn't stop screaming at the top of my lungs from all of the scares. Suddenly, the little girl ahead of me, who was all by herself, turned around and told me to "suck it up and grow a pair, loser." FML
Today, I was working as a clown (Pennywise) in a haunted maze. A bunch of drunk guys came in and started breaking props. I decided to stay still and follow through with the scare. I ended up getting kicked in a very sensitive area. The security guard just laughed. FML
Today, I went to a "haunted" theme park. Actors had been trying to scare me the whole night. I was waiting by an outdoor heater for my friend when a hand came out of nowhere close to my face. I screamed at the top of my lungs, but it was only some chick wanting to warm her hands by the heater. FML
Today, while on a haunted trail, I accidentally punched a high-schooler in the throat. FML
Today, I was visiting my friend's new house and he was showing me around. I saw a small door in the wall and decided to open it. When I opened it, his daughter was hiding in there and screamed to scare me. Now I know my scream is more high pitched than his daughter's. I'm a 37 year old male. FML
Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML
Today, my knee was dislocated. At a haunted house. By a midget. FML
Today, I started my new job at a haunted house. I figured I'd change clothes when I got home, since my bloody shirt and zombie makeup were blatantly just an outfit. I barely made it 10 minutes before I was pinned to the ground at gunpoint, cuffed, and needing new underwear. FML
Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML
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Mattskii 0
I used to work at screamfactor, and we were not allowed to touch so YDI
ChibiChibi_fml 28
What kind of haunted mansion are you working on? Every time I have worked in a haunted house or the like, they have made it a point to tell us to scare people WITHOUT touching them. It avoids incidents like this one and keeps them from suing you for unwanted touches. I'm going to have to say YDI for this one because there are so many better ways to scare people.
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Comments (123)
allmidnighteyes 11
...How did you know she was twelve?
molil_4810 0
exactly what I was thinking??!!?!
ifailplzinsultme 0
the start of a **** film
Xavi89 0
in a haunted house your not suppose to touch people! YDI
LuckyMeeeeee 0
Ikr that's what I said
Xavi89 0
but you said it in a question format. so I'm answering you.
iRyanJr 0
You're* Don't thank me, just trying to make the world smarter.
ifailplzinsultme 0
thanks grammer nazzi!
GrammerNazi1000 8
*Grammar *Nazi Hypocritical I know, but I was eleven when I named my profile.
Blacksabbath211 9
I find it comically ironic. XD
deltako_isgee 0
Hahahahah Awwwe That Suckss! FYL You Kinda Deserved It Though!
skylarbee 8
your not suppose to touch them, so you deserve it
eryn13 5
your not supposed touch or grab the customers dumb ass! I work for a haunt too!
iRyanJr 0
You're* ...
5t3ff1k4h 47
It's no use, Ryan. They're all dumb.
iRyanJr 0
I can tell. Kinda sad how stupid they make themselves sound.
FMLandurstoo 9
y do ppl have to b grammar Nazis y do u spend ur time correcting other ppls comments on the ******* Internet? idiots
iRyanJr 0
We do it, so we don't sound like idiots. So, thank you for being an example of why to use proper grammar and spelling.
DocBastard 40
Why people be Nazis? Why you your people's Idiots That's why. We smart people like showing you dumb people just how dumb you are because it makes us feel important and smart. Oh, and we like showing off our sarcasm skills, too. Try to get it through your head that our intentions MAY be good.
5t3ff1k4h 47
The world will be a better place, eventually. Goal number one: learning to spell and construct sentences properly. I get the feeling we'll be trying to achieve this goal forever...
Occums_Razor 0
Getting everyone to use prose grammar? Yes. Getting the majority of people? I don't think so. Maybe it's just this site, but it seems like we're closer than we used to be.
annabethjackson 0
Yeah you are not supposed to touch them that was stupid you retard
krysxkatastrophe 14
Do people not realize this OP doesn't live in the US???? Touching the guests is allowed in some places!
Hump_Zilla 0
actually there is no law saying you can't touch the customers but most haunted houses tell the actors not to in America...in other countries some do grab and touch...and there are even a couple in America that allow touching but customers must sign a paper saying they can't sue if the get hurt or anything, cause there is a chance of it...but good practice is to not touch...I've been doing haunted house work for 11 years now and considered one of the best actors in my area
armybarbie 1
I live in the US and all the haunted houses around here have people touching you. it makes it more fun and scary.
Goofysk8er 4
BOOM!!!! HEAD SHOT!!!!
secrets15 0
that gotta hurt hope u get paid well
MissErikaHart 0
im sure he doesnt
5t3ff1k4h 47
How do you know OP is a "he"? They're listed as anonymous.
hotshot0510 2
yeah in the UK you're allowed to touch people. but if the people you scare touch or hit you they get done for assault. makes no sense to me, if you scare someone by grabbing first reaction is to hit imo. so yeah.. whadda you expect from a kid if you grab her?!