Today, l was crouched on the ground in the doorway at a haunted mansion. It's part of my job here to scare the people passing by. A 12 year-old girl walked by, I grabbed her leg, and she kicked me in the face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working a haunted house. I have a really good spot where I hide and scare people. This really hot guy was walking up, and I jumped out and screamed. He punched me in the face. FML
Today, I went into a haunted house. Around 30 seconds into the adventure, I couldn't stop screaming at the top of my lungs from all of the scares. Suddenly, the little girl ahead of me, who was all by herself, turned around and told me to "suck it up and grow a pair, loser." FML
Today, I was working as a clown (Pennywise) in a haunted maze. A bunch of drunk guys came in and started breaking props. I decided to stay still and follow through with the scare. I ended up getting kicked in a very sensitive area. The security guard just laughed. FML
Today, I went to a "haunted" theme park. Actors had been trying to scare me the whole night. I was waiting by an outdoor heater for my friend when a hand came out of nowhere close to my face. I screamed at the top of my lungs, but it was only some chick wanting to warm her hands by the heater. FML
Today, while on a haunted trail, I accidentally punched a high-schooler in the throat. FML
Today, I was visiting my friend's new house and he was showing me around. I saw a small door in the wall and decided to open it. When I opened it, his daughter was hiding in there and screamed to scare me. Now I know my scream is more high pitched than his daughter's. I'm a 37 year old male. FML
Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML
Today, my knee was dislocated. At a haunted house. By a midget. FML
Today, I started my new job at a haunted house. I figured I'd change clothes when I got home, since my bloody shirt and zombie makeup were blatantly just an outfit. I barely made it 10 minutes before I was pinned to the ground at gunpoint, cuffed, and needing new underwear. FML
Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML
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Mattskii 0
I used to work at screamfactor, and we were not allowed to touch so YDI
ChibiChibi_fml 28
What kind of haunted mansion are you working on? Every time I have worked in a haunted house or the like, they have made it a point to tell us to scare people WITHOUT touching them. It avoids incidents like this one and keeps them from suing you for unwanted touches. I'm going to have to say YDI for this one because there are so many better ways to scare people.
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Comments (123)
rizzkiyoshi 19
YDI you never touch people in a haunted house
Crysta_fml 3
once when I was little, may have been about 12 or younger was on one of those ghost trains, and at the end someone put their hand on my face, so of course I turned around and started punching them, I've got no idea if they were supposed to be working there or not, but you shouldn't be allowed to touch people, it just invites situations like that ^. FYL for that being part of your job.
jjboy157 2
kinda lucky that wasn't me. I prolly wouldve punched you in the throat
kingedoftheworld 0
well she has to sign waiver for you to touch her and if she didn't then you deserved it. and how did you know how old she is? in Colorado, you have to be 14 or older to sign waiver
cnjyankeecub 1
hahahhhahahahahhaha
GoodLookingGeese 10
nice job you have there.. to scare people, made my day...
itsgabriellee 4
Haha. I think I was the only one that caught that. Nicee! :)
jenncatherine 0
oops, sorry!
KomodoDragon 0
did u eat period blood?
xgetxbentx 13
well maybe this is just where I'm from, but I don't think you're supposed to grab anyone...