Today, just another casual morning. I went to go drop a deuce in the bathroom. Barely being awake I didn't notice my roommates had put glad wrap between the seat and toilet, so i got piss and shit all over me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML
Today, our toilet overflowed during the night. Over 50 gallons worth leaked through the floor and the ceiling to the room below. I am now covered in poop water. What a way to start the day. FML
Today, I wrapped a towel around my waist so I could take a dump while using my laptop. I sat on the toilet seat and let a big load go. Turns out I forgot to unwrap the towel. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Today, I went to my dorm's community bathroom to do my business. After releasing the Kraken, as I was wiping, I accidentally let go of the toilet paper. Instead of the toilet, it hit the floor in the next stall. Someone was in there. FML
Today, I woke up and realized I had to pee sooo bad. The problem was, I sleep naked with my partner, who lives with one of their sisters. I didn't have time to get dressed before running to a shared bathroom, and even then I "drizzled" a little bit on the bathroom floor. I cleaned it and myself up but still… FML
Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today. I used the restroom at the mall. After I wiped, I went to toss the paper into the toilet. I missed horribly. The wad of TP with poop on it landed on the floor of the next stall. It was occupied. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at a friend’s house, used the toilet paper, and realized there was none left on the roll. I grabbed a replacement pack but it was all the way on the top shelf that was too high for me. I stood on tiptoes, balancing precariously on the toilet lid when it suddenly flipped down, knocking me off, and splashing pisswater everywhere. FML
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Superman8_fml 0
go to the dollar store and buy some alarm clocks. set them for different times and hide them in their room, always a good prank. :)
Lizo_fml 0
that is toooooo ******* funny. not really life fukkery tho. Just a prank. Think of some wicked way to get back at em!
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Comments (39)
Lizo_fml 0
that is toooooo ******* funny. not really life fukkery tho. Just a prank. Think of some wicked way to get back at em!
YourAFailmod 4
Don't get mad get glad!
Superman8_fml 0
go to the dollar store and buy some alarm clocks. set them for different times and hide them in their room, always a good prank. :)
Victor_90 0
@5 meaning of #3 if the poster isnt a chick its a dude with a small penis
Imthatgirlthere 0
I was about to ask why she would do that. Go put green hair dye in her conditioner and ask a guy friend to **** in her lotion.
jimmypham1025 0
Ummm.... Who the hell puts glad wrap on the toilet?
eehizle 0
pranksters.
oulala_fml 0
hahahhaaaa thats soo funny! but i'm sure they got that idea from an episode of Friends :)
monkeys488 0
wow thats a great idea!
cherrykitty86 0
haha dude that is so sick lol im going to do that to my bf
could_be_funny 0
hahaha #8 that may be taking it too far...
Etc80 0
Ick, I've heard about this joke, but never really though people actually DID it. It's just diGUSTING. I like the idea with the alarm clocks. Or if they're girls and use blow-driers: Put flour in them (the blow-driers). Or put toothpaste in their shampoo-bottle or something. Anything to get revenge.
Magex 12
What do you mean if they're girls put flour in a blow drier? Guys dry their hair to ya know.