Malpal
United States
Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
igotsbadluck
Smyrna, United States
Today, while walking into a hotel room, I passed by a full-sized mirror. My reflection scared me so badly that I punched the mirror, which then shattered and resulted in several cuts to my hand. FML
Rachal
United States
Impressive
Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML
hedayk
Bronx, United States
Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML
Girl-of-very-little-brain
Canada
Today, I woke up at midnight crying, stood up to turn on the lights and face-planted into my wall. FML
IVOaf
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
United States
Bad start to the day
Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML
someone something
Acton, United States
Life is just great
Today, I was taking a shower. Having epilepsy, I seized, tripped over the edge of the tub, and smashed my face against an open toilet, breaking my nose. FML
no one
United States
SO FRUSTRATING
Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML
DBR
United States
Make it stop!
Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
I don't know my strength
Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML
Anonymous
Today, as I was trying to get out of bed, my foot began sliding across the floor. I instinctively tried to balance myself, only for the new angle to cause my right hip to painfully and loudly dislocate, making me fall face-forward into my dresser. Back stuck in bed after three days of freedom. FML
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jonclaus 4
why is this under love
jennjdub 6
Well she was obviously having a love affair between her bed and the mirror :P
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Comments (45)
AliSama 17
are you okay? the face? screw the mirror. Your health is more important then possessions.
J1bbl3 3
sugery can replace a busted face, but a broken mirror is bad luck! and there ain't no surgery that can fix bad luck!
Bee123_fml 0
yes, yes, your life is screwed but the fact that you told everyone on fmylife.com is making you even more pathetic. LOSER!
MissCharlotte_fml 26
That's kind of the whole point of this website.
fizzyjt 2
Well the fact that you commented on someone being a loser makes you a bit of a loser too doesn't it?
Raceta 5
I bet it would've been funny to see though... hope you're ok :P
jonclaus 4
why is this under love
jennjdub 6
Well she was obviously having a love affair between her bed and the mirror :P
EverdreamOfMe 24
They were in love with the mirror. ;)
Paws_Cat 29
It's the biggest tragedy since Romeo and Juliet.
die9105 0
10 points 4 faceplanting the mirrior
Mr_Wong 0
Aaaaaaaaand that is why our parents tell us not to jump on the bed when we're younger. Dumbass.
null_fml 11
Yeah, I did exactly the same thing... when I was 8...
Emmett_Luver_101 0
HAHAHAHAH doof and i have the same question as #6
ladybuggg 0
i laughed out loud at this one
PaperxHearts_xox 0
That was smart, eh? Hope your okay, though. I've tried something similar before; I was jumping over pillows in my mom's friend's living room, and I slammed my head into an entertainment center. I got 60 stitches in the center of my forehead. This was almost 10 years ago, and I still have the scar x(