Today, just another casual morning. I went to go drop a deuce in the bathroom. Barely being awake I didn't notice my roommates had put glad wrap between the seat and toilet, so i got piss and shit all over me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML
Today, our toilet overflowed during the night. Over 50 gallons worth leaked through the floor and the ceiling to the room below. I am now covered in poop water. What a way to start the day. FML
Today, I wrapped a towel around my waist so I could take a dump while using my laptop. I sat on the toilet seat and let a big load go. Turns out I forgot to unwrap the towel. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Today, I went to my dorm's community bathroom to do my business. After releasing the Kraken, as I was wiping, I accidentally let go of the toilet paper. Instead of the toilet, it hit the floor in the next stall. Someone was in there. FML
Today, I woke up and realized I had to pee sooo bad. The problem was, I sleep naked with my partner, who lives with one of their sisters. I didn't have time to get dressed before running to a shared bathroom, and even then I "drizzled" a little bit on the bathroom floor. I cleaned it and myself up but still… FML
Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today. I used the restroom at the mall. After I wiped, I went to toss the paper into the toilet. I missed horribly. The wad of TP with poop on it landed on the floor of the next stall. It was occupied. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at a friend’s house, used the toilet paper, and realized there was none left on the roll. I grabbed a replacement pack but it was all the way on the top shelf that was too high for me. I stood on tiptoes, balancing precariously on the toilet lid when it suddenly flipped down, knocking me off, and splashing pisswater everywhere. FML
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Superman8_fml 0
go to the dollar store and buy some alarm clocks. set them for different times and hide them in their room, always a good prank. :)
Lizo_fml 0
that is toooooo ******* funny. not really life fukkery tho. Just a prank. Think of some wicked way to get back at em!
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Comments (39)
fidenaut 1
I just love that prank! Everyone says its too stupid and obvious, but there's hell to pay when it works. *EVIL GRIN*
MiGman 5
ahhhh the classic glad on the toilet seat. can't believe you actually fell for that
blackninja747 0
ohk, for all the illiterates, he/she said "was barley awake". if the lights are most likely off in the middle of the night, all circumstances are set up just perfect. during the day its a different story. next time, read more carefully before talking, and making yourself sound like an ass hole... i'm over here in Afghanistan, protecting this type of people? i hope not all americans are like this...
jmcr 27
Not all but a good amount im afraid im in america and i can honestly say ive seen and heard about a good amount of americans this and much much stupider too hope you comeback ok good luck
willjackson 0
hahahhah you stupid ******* teat :D amazing .. just amazing.
katies94 0
good old plastic wrap :)
gracetaylor 0
That must have sucked!!
Phyre24 17
One word of advice for you: VENGEANCE!!!!
butterz69 0
That beast I'm gonna do that now
freddykrueger56 2
Just laugh it off then kill them later
PhishloverA 14
Ok choose which roommate you want to get back. Then, pull your pants down (I'm not gay, I'm just telling you how to get revenge) and go stand sideways over his door, putting one foot to the right of the door and the other to the left. Put your hands on the wall across from you. When your roommate walks out just crap right in his face.