Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was changing my shirt in the bathroom when I dropped it. It fell on my foot, so I decided to flip it up with my foot instead of bending down to get it. I flipped it, and it landed in the toilet. Which somebody had not flushed. FML
Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML
Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML
Fast and Furious
Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet. I automatically dove my hand in and ran out of the stall with it. As I dried it, some girls were laughing. I assumed that they were laughing because my phone fell in the toilet. Then I noticed my pants were still down. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML
Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML
Use your socks
Today, I accidentally dropped a whole roll of toilet paper into the toilet. It was my last roll. FML
For posterity
Today, it was picture day at my school. After I got home, I realized my shirt was on inside out… and backwards. FML
Today, when I went to pick up my daughter from preschool, I found out she'd "accidentally" tried to flush her clothes down the toilet while going to the bathroom. FML
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unknown_user5566 27
Are you a boy or a girl? That tidbit definitely affects how bad your life sucks. If your a boy, not too big of a deal. If you're a girl... well, looks like you're giving a few people a free show.
FlyingPie 17
I'd say that plan literally went down the toilet. I hope the rest of your day wasn't stalled much because of it.
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naughtylez82 4
Bad luck. Fyl op
tehcyberman 9
Prepare to get bombarded with piss jokes upon leave of the bathroom, OP.
tehcyberman 9
Sorry, I accidentally replied to this comment. I meant to post my own comment. Apologies for accidental threadjacking.
minzzy 8
it would have been a lot more bad luck if op was a girl...
oj101 33
I understand you want to get to the top #1 and get a lot of likes, but don't unless you have something insightful or witty to say. You don't necessarily get a lot of likes just because you' happen to be at the top. It's the unwritten rule of FML comments.
pbonham 22
54- OMG it's Kyary Pamyu Pamyu!!!! :D
Temi25 6
Do you have a coat?
unknown_user5566 27
Are you a boy or a girl? That tidbit definitely affects how bad your life sucks. If your a boy, not too big of a deal. If you're a girl... well, looks like you're giving a few people a free show.
unknown_user5566 27
Oops. If you're* a boy, not your. My bad.
tehcyberman 9
Either way, Depending on who this guy/girl is with, and what kind of place he/she is in, they will probably never live this down.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I think it also depends where it happened, at Walmart it might not be as big of a deal as your first day of work or something. :P I guess 13 beat me to it, dangit.
unknown_user5566 27
True, but a guy walking around shirtless is generally more socially acceptable than a girl walking around in her bra.
csickcman 11
It does, oddly enough, become more socially acceptable if she walks around withOUT her bra.
onlychildFTW 34
Ahh bras are just like bikini tops. Hell, bras can be LESS revealing then a bikini top.
gracehi 33
And swimming trunks are similar to boxers, but I'm sure you don't proudly strut around in public in nothing but your boxers.
gracehi 33
And swimming trunks are similar to boxers, but I'm sure you don't proudly strut around in public in nothing but your boxers.
capper44 18
I seriously don't understand that how its a big deal for a girl not for a boy!! As if no one noticed that OP is from USA, not from a third world country. But yea happened to me once at future-shop & just walked around in my west, hope OP didn't have any problem too :)
X_Codes 11
@65 - Says who. >_> Next time, don't be so concerned about changing in the stall. You're in the bathroom already, anyone who sees you flipping your shirt inside-out (...inside-in?) isn't going to see anything they haven't seen before.
trivel64 16
You could always just go topless and when people call you out on it, just start sobbing and cry "I'M HAVING SOME GENDER ISSUES, OKAY?"
sens3sfailing 25
64-in college, I live one room down from a kid who is a little off that likes being in his boxers...just his boxers, at any given time. Engineering school at it's...okay this honestly probably at its average...there are some just strange people here.
killmoose 5
Well boxers are slightly smaller than shorts
letmehavemytea 21
Or OP could have done is fished it out and washed it in the sink with soap and then dried it out with the dryer. A damp but clean shirt is better than no shirt.
xpertneo1 0
I do
hennessy89 34
#2, if OP is a guy, then why need the privacy of a stal to take off a shirtl?
emeraldisle 30
Good aim.
pedosmurf 7
This is why I always have a undershirt on :p
honeybadgerr 9
Lol sucks for those people who wear wife beaters for under shirts
pennies_lane 6
incase you drop you're other one in the toilet?
fuzzbuck1 4
*AN undershirt:)
capper44 18
#56 seriously dude its just an 'an' .... All that matter is everyone understands what he/she said. But no, u had to do something to get thumbed down. And i know its you not u, so dont/don't say it please thank u ur welcome @ have fun.....
pedosmurf 7
#37 no like little incident you fall in mud or spill something or a soda explodes on you but yes my shirt falls in the toilet almost everyday haha
honeybadgerr 9
75- Oh I suppose.. I always thought they looked hilarious on people. But it's all personal preference
pradip 26
Undershirts are more cottony and comfy, helps manage sweat and those awkward sweat spots through the day.
onlychildFTW 34
Wife beaters = southern people clothes. Well it's more common down there.
Sarah_Ann94 5
68- you're not one to talk. You got more thumb downs than he did. So much for a motivational speech
sovetskiy 8
The toilet was empty though, right? It would be clean water if that makes you feel any better, OP.
BeccaHugs 17
Call me crazy but I wouldn't consider any toilet water "clean".
COOL__Coal 12
I'm calling you crazy because last year my class did an experiment proving that toilet water is clear than the drinking fountain.
hihome 7
57- thats debatable. Some restrooms are absolutely horrid and some are cleaner. And how is drinking poopy water cleaner than fountain water?
trivel64 16
67- I'm pretty sure they're talking about the water before you shit in it.
Rosie_Posie43 12
The inside of the toilet is actually cleaner than your kitchen sink. The germs get washed away in the whirl pool shit in your toilet, while all the germs just sit in your kitchen sinks. So if you drop something in a clean toilet, you don't have to burn it. It's clean.
pradip 26
Guess you don't know words like bacteria, virus. You remind me of Borat.
lizzi02 13
84 - that's what the test was for - bacteria. I did the same test in my bio class. There is more bacteria on doorknobs and drinking fountains than inside a toilet.
hihome 7
77- I meant in general. Rinsing with water when you flush doesn't make it clean
TotallyAradical 14
Swirly!
FlyingPie 17
I'd say that plan literally went down the toilet. I hope the rest of your day wasn't stalled much because of it.
tehcyberman 9
Op will probably have an overall shitty day, any dignity he had just got flushed down the toilet.
nattynatters 14
I wanted his user name to be ShirtOutOfLuck.
BrimfullOfAsher 20
What a crap way to start the day.
1Brucie 2
Water way to go
FlyingPie 17
That's pretty shitty. Okay, I apologize.
KrazieKleo 13
Apology not accepted!!
Rk242 2
Ahhh shit