Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML
Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML
Today, I was leaving work after a storm. They're building some new offices outside, so I had to walk on an uneven path near the construction zone. I came to a big puddle and tried to jump across to what I thought was a piece of asphalt. It was mud. I slipped and fell backwards into the puddle. FML
Today, whilst walking past a large pond-sized puddle, a double decker bus and a van slowed and drove around the puddle so as not to splash me. Thinking luck was on my side, I began walking more confidently, only for a tiny Smart car to come hurtling past, causing a huge wave of water to hit me. FML
Today, my car is being repaired, so I had to catch a bus to work. When the bus came, the driver pulled toward the curb and gunned it through a large puddle of water, then pulled away and continued down the road, leaving me soaking wet. FML
Today, I was driving past men working on the side of the road. There was a lot of water pouring down the road and as I slowed down to drive through it, a car sped past me, splashing my entire car. It was only then I realized it was a septic tank leak. FML
Today, I woke up late and rushed to catch the bus. I sprinted heroically, slipped on wet pavement, and skidded directly into a puddle deep enough to baptize me. The driver waited just long enough to make eye contact before closing the doors and leaving. FML
Today, I was driving when the light in front of me turned yellow and I didn't know what to do, so I braked and ended up halfway in the intersection, blocking the turn lane. A guy who was turning slammed on his brakes and started beeping and yelling. I panicked, hit the gas, ran off the road into a drainage pond, and cried. FML
Today, My friend and I were stopped at a red light while it was pouring rain. We heard a screeching noise off in the distance and thought, "Hope someone doesn't get hit." Someone did get hit. We did. From behind. FML
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Top comments
goliatron 9
You definitely deserve it, you poopyface.
3dollarbill 0
Swing and a miss. And then a hit.
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hilariexcore 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
YDI for being a douchebag.
dcam13 19
ahahahah ydi for not knowing that cars can hydroplane... also i'll bet the lady you were trying to be a douche to was concerned for your well-being when she saw you crash although she probably shoulda just laughed...
Doomire 0
you are lucky that you didn't kill the poor woman. Actually you deserve to be raped in prison!
NYC_Yoshi 3
rofl, you're an asshole.
unvmesucka 0
OP your an asshole. Your lucky you hit two parked cars and not the lady F.Nut!
Flutist 3
He got what he deserved but now those cars are wrecked. Someone is going to be pissed.
you_freak 7
There are no pills for stupid people
barrelracer10 0
Karma's a bitch.
bigblue95 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
hes actualy not tht big of an asshole. it was raining heavily so the lady was already soaked...just a thought.
inSayne 7
unless she had an umbrella, and was perfectly dry, in which case op IS an asshole. and even if she didn't, he still is. >.>
ballwiz24 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I call bs. Even if op were enough of a jerk to do this, he/she wouldn't b stupid enough to post on fml since it's clearly not an fml. More of a ydi. so I think it's fake
bigblue95 0
i guess so. it was just a thought. but i think it wld have been 10x more douchy if it had been a remnant puddle from the day before.
juicedboi 7
Crashing is a bit much for punishment, but ur a douchecake nonetheless
ballwiz24 0
Wait so other people are cursing ppl out and I get moded for sayin I don't think it's real? People say that all the time. But okay, whatever.
lilf13rsc 4
that's some instant karma for you right there
Gema2dicks 0
That's what you get for being an asshole, asshole.
Drigr 9
134 read the comments policy. "please don't post any comments that question thale validity of the FML"
Miq94 0
wow you have amazing eyes :)
WinMan 7
96. sure there is its called cyanide
applesdontpee 3
ikr! can you imagine how awesome it must've been for OP to explain to the police, insurance company, lady, and car owners WHY he lost control of the car? ;)
stoopkid911 0
wat a ******* asshole!! who in ther rite mind would ever think of doing something so stupid!! not only will it effect the person standing ther, but its extremly dangerous cuz u could hydroplane putting other ppl at risk!! ur a real dipshit op!!
tencalories 3
YES wow I'm so happy this story just made my day that's what you deserve you douche
JTown24 0
thats exactly what i was going to say!
Droopy13 0
Don't you just love karma?
FarSide 23
YDI for sure... but if you had not had the accident... it would have been funny as hell. ******* retarded shit-ass.
zolziski 11
114, there's a big difference between being wet from getting rained on and getting soaked by water from a puddle in the road. The puddle is more than likely filthy. So yes, OP is still a major arsehole.
Farankusu 0
マッチ ぺおpぇ? (( _ _ ))..zzzZZ
PhilMcHawk 7
You do have a point. OP is still an ass though.
pulse18 2
yes there is. theyre called cyanide pills.
tree07 1
OP did u still splash the lady you were trying to splash?
sxe_beast 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You guys have obviously never splashed someone. IT IS SO MUCH FUN! Speeding up, hitting the puddle, and then WOOOSH! Seeing the poor saps drenched in water, their entire day ruined... its hilarious.
ConradDavid 1
376. sarcasm? if not you are a ass hole... I mean really... hope someone splashes you and ruins all the electronics in your pocket.
sxe_beast 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
No sarcasm. I live in Seattle where it rains often.
Jaykayfu 0
Yeah, like OP would post this just to get haters. You guys are ******* idiots for taking this seriously. No shit someone made up this fml, it's supposed to be FUNNY. It's funny because he deserves it. So stop repeating the same damn comment by calling him an "asshole without smileys."
dakillas24 6
wow if I could meet u, I'd beat the shit out of u, and stomp on ur balls so u can't have kids. I would save the world from more assholes like u.
jossiegregg 5
you're a jackass!! you completely deserve it!!
marshmellowboobs 0
This makes PERFECT sense! Thanks for explaining.
pinkpolarbear 8
159, Insta-Karma, Cooks in 5 seconds or less!
tennisrapper1 14
I agree go **** yourself OP you're an asshole!
ambernicole99 0
What the ****? When would it be okay to splash someone for the hell of it like that? Even if She was wet ( which she probably wasn't because she probably had an umbrella like a normal person would) that would make you the biggest douche ever! YDI
3dollarbill 0
Swing and a miss. And then a hit.
DrJesse 10
then another hit.
eckksDeeitsTravi 0
win
WoAhAnNa123 0
yeah, what you were trying to 'accomplish' in the first place was a stupid thing to do, ydi
GigaPudding_fml 24
Hahaha, karma
Bizenghastly 0
yep karmas certainly a bitch ^_^ op kindly go f yourself
a_nutritionist 10
wait so karma works by giving back the negative actions you give out by not only affecting one individual as the original action was intended, but to affect two other people who have no involvement in the action what so ever? then indeed karma is a bitch, its just not a bitch to the right people.
dgr8ing 0
huh? OP will have to pay for damages!
a_nutritionist 10
@132 oh right, im sorry, being paid to fix a smashed car is not at all an inconvenience or something that could cause potential issues a plenty. now excuse me while i destroy your favourite thing, but dont worry, ill pay you to have it fixed, so you have no reason to feel like you just got ****** over.
guestxxx 0
Maybe it was karma getting 3 birds with one stone?
Thale_fml 8
Thank yoou. I thought it was just me who was annoyed by that!
GigaPudding_fml 24
Yes, that is indeed the right definition of karma, but since people use it as a term for "what goes around comes around" and you obviously understood the purpose of the comment, I don't see why you have to point it out. Sometimes words are used for different purposes with different meanings, not only the original meaning :)
a_nutritionist 10
being able to decipher the meaning of something from poor use of words doesnt negate the need for correction. otherwise i suppose you could just let anything go so long as you understand the meaning behind the acronyms - admit it, you wanna correct it to words because its flat out stupid, but you cant because you know what i meant. sucks to be carrot.
4thizzle20 0
deffinatly 3 birds with one stone..
mshipley 6
Carrot?
lemondrink 0
what if you hit the old lady!???? :( what were you thinking??? you weren't thinking at all were you?!!
memphius 4
there was no old lady... just a "lady"... little over dramatic huh?
lemondrink 0
oh yeah oops
wolfshadow 4
He obvious was thinking because he said, "thinking it would be funny to splash her."
Krajjan 9
Because old ladies are way more important than regular ladies. And dudes are ten points.
fluorescentadole_fml 8
even so
hayyad 7
She didn't have to be an old lady; old lady or not, she would have been injured.
goliatron 9
You definitely deserve it, you poopyface.
mercuryburst 0
Yeah! Let's show em' whose boss! That darn peepee head!
samuel18 0
yea that big bugger
ChibiGirl5 0
yea lets show thoes bum bum heads
doubleodoggy 0
hell yeah!
qasimahsan93 4
AND that's what you get for being an ass. ;)
jrod1096 2
one of the best times to say YDI. Douchebag.
Xquisite1 28
That's what you get for being an asshole and enjoy the higher insurance rates as well. Serves you right! JERK
denvan 0
1000 points for the lady -1 for your bad judgement of the puddle
eckksDeeitsTravi 0
So not only is he out the 1000 for missing the lady, but hes -1 now for bad choices? poor guy looks like hes not winning.
itsmeyippie 0
Plus the -100000 for crashing his car... Only 2 lives left to get ahead
ambowew 7
And this is what happens when a cocky, immature teenager attempts to be 'cool'. All I can say is you ******* deserved it, I'm laughing at right now at how stupid you are, and I hope the lady got the last laugh after seeing you pile into the other cars.
Eorlas 31
why does it ALWAYS have to be a teenager? so discriminatory...
ambowew 7
Because it usually ALWAYS is teenagers who would try a ******* stupid idea like that. Unless you live in a place where adults enjoy swerving on wet road into puddles where a pedestrian is nearby, risking that persons life simply for the amusement of splashing them. That would take a ******* stupid adult, good luck to you if that's the case.
atomicbaboon 0
I know many adults that do stuff like that, and I know plenty of teenagers who wouldn't even think about doing that. what you just made was a discriminatory assumption, asshole.
cryssycakesx3 23
"usually" negates "always"