Today, it was the first day in my life that I fell into a toilet because someone left the toilet seat up. I'm a guy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I started my first day at work. When I used the bathroom, I thought I was peeing into the bowl but it was actually leaking out. My pants kindly cleaned up the mess. FML
Today, during an emergency bathroom visit, I finally broke the toilet seat my fiance had nagged me for months to replace. The broken seat sent me sprawling to the floor. I was still shitting. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML
Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML
Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML
Today, I was using the bathroom and my butt stuck to the seat a little bit, so when I got up, the seat unstuck itself and came down loudly. The girl who was also in the bathroom went running out, saying that I pee with the seat up because I have balls. I spent a while trying to convince other kids that I really was a girl. FML
Today, I was changing my shirt in the bathroom when I dropped it. It fell on my foot, so I decided to flip it up with my foot instead of bending down to get it. I flipped it, and it landed in the toilet. Which somebody had not flushed. FML
Today, I sat down for a poop. The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it. I lay on the bathroom floor for a moment, stunned, still pooping. FML
Today, I went to a new bar downtown with some friends. I was a little buzzed and had to pee so bad. I rushed into the bathroom and as I sat down I felt a squish on my upper thigh. Turns out the last person in the stall decided to take a shit on the toilet seat. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at a friend’s house, used the toilet paper, and realized there was none left on the roll. I grabbed a replacement pack but it was all the way on the top shelf that was too high for me. I stood on tiptoes, balancing precariously on the toilet lid when it suddenly flipped down, knocking me off, and splashing pisswater everywhere. FML
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Top comments
MDoremis 38
And I'm sure you'll never forget to put the seat down again now.
UnidentifiedFun 37
...but why can't you? ^
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Comments (90)
kemando 22
hey, it's kind of a compliment, you don't have a big ass! Chin up, OP!
vikky538 29
How skinny are you actually??
GreyJedi 10
Should have looked before you sat down. It takes a second to check.
badwolf504 15
I personally have sat down with the seat up and not fallen in, so I don't see why it's a big deal. Side note: I sit down to pee, so I'm never the one who leaves the Seat up.
SmittyJA24 26
Learn to look where you're going to sit; I learned this lesson, not from a toilet, but from expensive sunglasses & the living room couch.
fordneagles 34
Rule at my house is seat and/or lid both are put down no matter what gender you are. Solves the problem entirely.
RageWolf16 31
Do you understand now
momo3p 22
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amsterdamgirl 20
mwah hah hah! gender payback!
voltroncmd 9
So many women bitching about men leaving the seat up. It's a two way street ladies! We need it down, they need it up, don't you think they are just as pissed about it being down as We are when they leave it up?!?!