Today, during an emergency bathroom visit, I finally broke the toilet seat my fiance had nagged me for months to replace. The broken seat sent me sprawling to the floor. I was still shitting. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sat down for a poop. The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it. I lay on the bathroom floor for a moment, stunned, still pooping. FML
Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML
Today, I was taking the biggest shit of my life. When I worked the thing out, it hit the water with such force that I got a toilet water enema from the backwash. I was so freaked out that I screamed and fell off the seat, prompting my husband to rush in to see what was wrong. FML
Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML
Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
Today, I admit I’m a bit of a big lad, but I never knew how big until I was desperate for a shit so I sat on, and broke, a toilet, flooding the bathroom, at my girlfriend's parents house, the very first time I met them. FML
Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I had to shit worse than I thought possible at work. I left my desk and hurried towards the bathroom, dropping trou as soon as the door closed. I then tripped over my pant leg, hit my head on the toilet, and came to some minutes later with my ass spewing diarrhea like a volcano. FML
Today, I had to use the bathroom really badly in a drug store. After I did a #2, just as I realized the handle on the toilet was broken, a knock came at the door. I tried fixing it for ten minutes, before slipping out the door, to come face to face with two employees coming to fix the toilet. FML
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Top comments
False_Stupidity 42
Well, now you know why you were being nagged to replace the damn thing. You really are in the shit now, this is a big YDI.
acmariner99 25
It's your shit, you clean it up
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Comments (15)
False_Stupidity 42
Well, now you know why you were being nagged to replace the damn thing. You really are in the shit now, this is a big YDI.
acmariner99 25
It's your shit, you clean it up
Glowworm56 27
The seat took a hitting while you were still ********.
RichardPencil 32
You need to dump your fiancée, fix the toilet seat, and find someone new. If you marry the current one, every nag for the rest of your life will involve you breaking the toilet seat and ******** on the floor. A man can’t live that way!!!’
Ricrad 11
Seems like an over-reaction to me, it's only a broken toilet seat.
Konarika 11
I'm curious, since your fiance sounds more like a woman (based on the nagging), did you misspell the word fianceé or are you in a homosexual relationship? :)
Symphoniaes 32
Don’t be a tool, dude.
alucard724 9
should have fixed it when he ask you too and now you're in a shitty situation
RichardPencil 32
Oh, no, you ditn’t!
buckdharma 38
I'm thinking this was a inside job. What meal caused this emergency visit?
Lobby_Bee 18
So the question is, is the shit bowl half filled or half emptied?
Catlover1130 14
There's a reason why we "nag" you to fix shit, and that's why. Maybe next time you'll fix it the first time your fiance asks you to.
Beefy_McQueefy 6
Given your fiancé has to sit everytime she uses it, you're truly an asshole cus that's what she was risking everytime.