Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, I went on a field trip with some people from school. I'm currently confined to a wheelchair, so I had to rely on my sister to get around. She eventually went off with her friends, assuming that the people nearby would keep me company. Five minutes later, they'd all left me. FML
Today, my teacher told the class that we had better like the people at our table because we would all be working together for the final group assessment. Everyone looked at me, stood up, and moved. FML
Today, I went to babysit eight kids under the age of ten, all by myself. After five hours of Hell, the parents finally came back from the ASU game. I got paid $5. FML
Today, I tripped on the way back from collecting a prize in front of 600 students and their parents. I got more applause than I did when collecting the prize. FML
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, I got an e-mail from my seminar tutor asking why I wasn't in class. I was sitting next to him. FML
Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML
Today, one of my classmates got bullied and the whole class got to wrote 2000 words about that. FML
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peacefully84 19
Hey, free $50!
holdenSSV 3
Who would complain about getting free cash? Just enjoy it :)
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Comments (228)
asherm 15
Eff them and their opinions....and laugh all the way to the bank. They're the idiots! Lol start investing and when you're rich at class reunion, remind them where money started from ;)
perdix 31
Wow, you're still in school, yet you already have a marketable skill -- I'm impressed! How did everyone know that $5 was the going rate? You could have started a bidding war and ended up wealthy! Now, you ought to go house-hunting and introduce yourself to potential neighbors. They'll pony up a helluva lot more than five bucks to get you to choose somewhere else.
Breezy4sheezy 2
Awesome, continue not to bathe and you'll be rich!!
OfficeNinja 5
Next time, demand $10 from everyone.
onanymouse 1
Sounds like a win to me. Post on the wrong app?
bubo_fml 11
Bump the going rate up to $10.00 by threatening to kiss them & git 'cho self a C note!!
icxiibunnie 14
Honestly that's like a win win situation. You get money while all you have to do is just sit far away from them. Easiest way to earn free money!
idl3mind 0
At least youve got $50 more
rubberduckie94 13
Money is money. B shit on those snobs. If their dumb enough to part with money I am glad you are smart enough to take it. Find friends away from school.
jsears077 4
Free money who cares. Enjoy it while it lasts because there won't be many times you get free money