Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, I went on a field trip with some people from school. I'm currently confined to a wheelchair, so I had to rely on my sister to get around. She eventually went off with her friends, assuming that the people nearby would keep me company. Five minutes later, they'd all left me. FML
Today, my teacher told the class that we had better like the people at our table because we would all be working together for the final group assessment. Everyone looked at me, stood up, and moved. FML
Today, I went to babysit eight kids under the age of ten, all by myself. After five hours of Hell, the parents finally came back from the ASU game. I got paid $5. FML
Today, I tripped on the way back from collecting a prize in front of 600 students and their parents. I got more applause than I did when collecting the prize. FML
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, I got an e-mail from my seminar tutor asking why I wasn't in class. I was sitting next to him. FML
Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML
Today, one of my classmates got bullied and the whole class got to wrote 2000 words about that. FML
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Top comments
peacefully84 19
Hey, free $50!
holdenSSV 3
Who would complain about getting free cash? Just enjoy it :)
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Comments (228)
DocBastard 40
I'm guessing... A) You stink B) You're an asshole C) Your face resembles a foot D) You never shut up So which is it? One of them? ALL of them?
Jakesterk96 8
E) all of the above.
CaptainPickles72 18
F) all the above plus, explosive diarrhea.
HannahWho 8
G) Has a giant Edward Cullen face tattoo.
ImInYourFACEbook 8
Man, if I were you I wouldn't be able to wait for the next field trip!
anon80214 15
You're probably not missing anything from not having that friendship. And you got 50 bucks out of it. Maybe it's a good thing. :)
kimmi41509 10
I would much rather have $50 than sit next to the cool kids!
taytaylal 11
Hey that can buy you some t-shirts or something. i would be glad to get $50 for nothing.
mylifeisgreat9 13
You just made a good buisness:D
chels1994 11
Well hell, if you don't want it, I'll take it
vturbz91 0
U smell like shit
JustDerpin 11
Right back at ya.
micahsmommy 13
So you made $50 and didn't have to sit next to snobby people. I fail to see the down side.
HUGHGRECTION69_fml 2
Just his self esteem going down the drain.
SlickWillyTFCF 5
I don't know how to rate this. Your life can't suck that bad cause you got free money.