Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, I went on a field trip with some people from school. I'm currently confined to a wheelchair, so I had to rely on my sister to get around. She eventually went off with her friends, assuming that the people nearby would keep me company. Five minutes later, they'd all left me. FML
Today, my teacher told the class that we had better like the people at our table because we would all be working together for the final group assessment. Everyone looked at me, stood up, and moved. FML
Today, I went to babysit eight kids under the age of ten, all by myself. After five hours of Hell, the parents finally came back from the ASU game. I got paid $5. FML
Today, I tripped on the way back from collecting a prize in front of 600 students and their parents. I got more applause than I did when collecting the prize. FML
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, I got an e-mail from my seminar tutor asking why I wasn't in class. I was sitting next to him. FML
Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML
Today, one of my classmates got bullied and the whole class got to wrote 2000 words about that. FML
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peacefully84 19
Hey, free $50!
holdenSSV 3
Who would complain about getting free cash? Just enjoy it :)
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Comments (228)
jackrileymac 4
Take a shower or brush your teeth. It's most likely not your looks...
BeccaHugs 17
#11 Oh yeah and you would know cause you were there. Right. STFU you sound like an idiot.
WickedClownMCL 1
Your a ******* asshole.Sometimes its not what someone looks like, it just may be assholes (like you) not liking someone for certain reason.
cooldes_fml 4
He said its most likly not there looks... It was just a helpful comment. Better than 3's
DontForgetMe4 0
Maybe the fact you ooze sexyness was too much for them ;) enjoy the 50 bucks tiger!
Pelreskovich 11
I thought about this for another minute and decided you should have sat down and after a short time went to each of them and gave them $10 to stop being an asshole.
KeyboardWarrior 10
But then he wouldn't be breaking even. Also, he'd be paying to sit next to the assholes so...
Pelreskovich 11
No.. He'd get $50 to not sit with them, then he'd give $50 back so they won't be assholes (point being to be a smartass) then still sit elsewhere away from them. $50-$50=$0 or am I mistaken?
OhLohd111 11
Five dollars from ten people, not the other way around.
RomoniReed 6
Um..that's still $50. $5x10= $50
HannahWho 8
There is no guarantee the kids have $5 more dollars to give Op on the round trip home. So why would he give them ten dollars? He would still sit alone and be out money. At least with the money he/she could do something fun like buy a video game or pay someone to be their friend. It sucks to be the kid people pay to stay away but don't give the assholes money.
PaulB123 11
A lot of people don't like millionaires, either! Be happy you have money haha!
CaptainPickles72 18
$50/$1,000,000 Quick OP, try to find another 190,000 people who'll pay you $5 to get away from them, then you can be a millionaire like this guy referenced!
PaulB123 11
Notice the word 'either'. Obviously don't understand the concept exaggeration.
CaptainPickles72 18
I don't know if you're trying to insult or critique my post or not. It's probably because of your incoherent sentence!
ninjuh_wingman 29
Its ok. You have $50.
Fluhz 6
Why is everyone saying $50? I'm a confused person right now. It's probably something obvious...
PYLrulz 17
Multiply 5 and 10 dumbass
HUGHGRECTION69_fml 2
5×10=
crazyaces89 7
Ten different ppl each gave op 5 bucks
HUGHGRECTION69_fml 2
Did you eat paint chips when you were a child?
Jakesterk96 8
Because OP can't do multiplication yet so he left this problem with us.
quite_bored 9
It's because you're 13.
bizarre_ftw 22
No child left behind? Well we've certainly found the ass of that program!
CeruleanThree 8
The first time I read the post, I thought OP meant the ten people each gave him fifty cents, which adds up to five dollars. Looks like we're both idiots.
doorick 4
you are retarded
Rainbow_dumpster 28
It's funny because OP's FML is also a math problem. xD
PYLrulz 17
Deodorant is your best friend
loserman67 36
COOL, $50 bucks and a day away from school to boot! I hope you charged them the same for the ride home. "Excuse me, $5 bucks or I park my ass right here AND I had onions for lunch. On second thought make that $10 bucks." I'd take that cash anytime!
UnleashedKilla1 4
You #24, are a smart man
WCARlover 35
You could make a business out of this...
DrPhilLikesCats 0
Free money!