Today, my teacher told the class that we had better like the people at our table because we would all be working together for the final group assessment. Everyone looked at me, stood up, and moved. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, we were taking a bio quiz and I understood the subject, so the people sitting behind me asked me to help them out. Being a kind fellow classmate, I did. When the teacher got suspicious, she asked the class, "How are all of you getting the same answers?" everyone pointed directly at me. FML
Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML
Today, I had a substitute for science and I was standing at the stationary table when some other guy came over and made the thing wobble. The whole thing fell over and I got all the blame. Then I was sitting with my friends at lunch but another friend came back right when my crush was gonna sit next to me. FML
Today, at my art school, during the class my teacher left the classroom. I stood up from my seat to ask my friend something. When I sat back down, one of my guy classmates was sitting there. I sat on his lap and right at that moment my teacher came back. FML
Today, I attended an assembly regarding senior graduation. The assistant principal told us to look to the left and right of us, because those people would be our friends for the rest of our lives. I was the only one in the entire row. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML
Today, in an effort to avoid having the same break as my annoying coworker, I went a little earlier than I usually do. Guess who got moved to a position with an early break? She sat next to me. FML
Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML
Today, my class was called to the auditorium. We were told that some asshat proctor took a picture of our testing room during out test and posted it on Facebook. Someone noticed that according to the rules, we were sitting too close to each other, so now we have to retake the whole test. FML
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damn_all 22
What a bunch of ass wads. I hate how rude people can be these days
Kalipczo 21
That's pretty rude, but maybe there's a reason behind why they did it? Are you the type of student who pushes all the work onto others when it comes to groups? If so I understand why they did that, I hate those kind of people. :3
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damn_all 22
What a bunch of ass wads. I hate how rude people can be these days
isallwaysme 27
from the sounds of this, OP is probably the rude one. that or a slacker, and lets the other people do all the work when in groups.
Bano360 25
#17 OP could also be unpopular for some reason. You know how schools are.
SwaggCapone 11
Had that happen to me in school. I wasnt well liked in high school. Now I'm making good money at my job and everyone wants to be my friend
Examine 7
Or maybe OP has a reputation for not pulling their weight in group tasks
Bano360 25
#47 we simply don't know enough to assume I suppose.
assassinbanana0 20
OP could easily be the one that no one likes. The 'weird kid'. Kids these days are just horrible to each other
TheCanucklehead 22
#62 I hate it when people say kids these days were so this and that. It's like you think they were never mean to each other until just recently
NoMore_CoolNames 14
Don't be too quick to call them ass wads. OP could just be the biggest ******** in the school who never does any work. and school just started so I doubt he's done anything drastic yet.
sarah1029_fml 7
#70 he's in Australia. School started for us in February...
Pixiewolfe 46
I hope it is that reason and not group bullying :/
coldsteelstu 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
have you thought of why.
hawkislayer 2
I'm going to throw out a guess and say nobody likes the smelly kid.
adamo_erebus 26
#2's comment sounds rude, but it could be true. I know a few people whom a lot of people don't like, simply because they're unpleasant people for one reason or another. I obviously don't know the OP personally, and maybe the people on his table were just rude, but yeah, some people are disliked because they're just unpleasant to be around.
150493x 29
Some people can be pretty judgemental. My old school was bad for it. Unless you had plenty money and fancy clothes you were invisible.
CharresBarkrey 16
Not sure why 11 is getting thumbed down so much, because she's right. I went to high school in a pretty wealthy area, and I knew a few people who were ostracized simply because their family couldn't afford new clothes so they wore clothes with holes in them. No one even bothered getting to know them
metalhead4740 14
My neighborhood school is in the rich part of town while I'm from the poor side of town, and people like to judge for stupid reasons like "he isn't into the latest fad that will be phased out in two weeks" or "he can't afford a motherfucking $50 t-shirt". I feel your pain OP
skyeyez9 25
I lived in a wealthy part of town when I lived in Colorado. My daughter went to a private school in a nice part of town. From my perspective, its the PARENTS of the kids who were the snobby ones....usually the stay at home women married to businessmen or doctors. The wealthy women who also worked for a living were the down to earth, nice to be around ones.
TheDrifter 24
Odd, I found the opposite. The stay at home moms were more down to earth, the career women who hired a live in nanny to raise their kids were the totally disconnected from reality ones. Nobody talked to me either, because I'd done some time in the young offenders center, so I just ran with it, one horrified look is worth a dozen meaningless conversations.
LowExpectations 30
Can't agree with you more #42. Can't thumb you up enough.
skyeyez9 25
Probably different with every town I guess. The stay at home moms had nothing better to do where I lived except form cliques, gossip, go shopping and brag about the next triathlon they were traveling to compete in. They all dressed alike: capri pants or designer jeans folded at the end, big black sunglasses, big hat (on days they had chemical peels done.) The rich working moms were nice.
skyeyez9 25
Funny thing was they would eat a muffin or something. Then I'd see them at the country club about killing themselves in the spinning, yoga classes or swimming endless laps to burn off the muffin calories.
TheDrifter 24
They do the same here, but in different fashion and the cliques are all stay at home moms. The career women are the same, but with a very arrogant "you people are beneath me" attitude and streaming verbal diarrhea about how "in mama's day, the help knew their place, you just can't find good help anymore". Nouveau riche aristocrat wannabes, far more annoying to me than gossipy yuppies.
150493x 29
Maybe one day you'll be their boss and you can make their life hell like they have with you.
UberNova 18
People today are using such powerful words in pathetic scenarios, how was OP's life made "hell"? They probably moved because OP is the rude one or he is bad/lazy with schoolwork.
150493x 29
It was just a suggestion. I'm just going on how I see it. Maybe OP was the one to blame, but then again maybe not. It would be good if we could get a follow up to find out.
Kalipczo 21
That's pretty rude, but maybe there's a reason behind why they did it? Are you the type of student who pushes all the work onto others when it comes to groups? If so I understand why they did that, I hate those kind of people. :3
ryanthecheeseguy 18
I agree. Some people just aren't pleasant to work with. However, it it still rude that people moved even if Op is a bad worker.
TheDrifter 24
One, maybe two moving I'd call rude. When it's the whole table in a unanimous decision? That sounds more like a well deserved shunning to me.
Vedarshi 11
@OP I know how that feels dude. Just don't mind them, people can be really rude at times. But really, at the same time you must try to figure out why they hate you. I did, and corrected myself. Good luck! :-)
kwyk 23
Perfection is intimidating
OnlyTheDarkest 17
I don't know why you got thumbed down so much, good comment in my eyes.
vipirius 18
Because he's implying that OP is perfect when we know next to nothing about him. He could be a lazy swag yolo douche that never works in groups and takes credit for others work. In that case it's perfectly understandable that they left like that.
kwyk 23
Only a narcissist could believe they're perfect, which would explain why no one wants to be with him... but unless he believes it, my comment sounds like one of those ridiculous comments parents say to cheer you up :D
ManiacsRose 10
I thought it was because OP is a perfectionist. Unless there were only two people on the project (including op) why would they all leave? I would rather work with two people, one of them doing nothing than work with one person who controls every detail.
pantherpride98 10
So true :)
kthsdm 12
Yeah, I feel you. I kinda have the same problem as well. That's why I prefer to work alone. Better that way.
r_bruce69 19
That is really sad and unfortunate, but I can't help but think, maybe the OP isn't very likeable? In any case, you didn't deserve it OP
Ari1337 15
if op isn't likeable, then he deserved it. if its just kids being assnugets, then op didn't deserve it.
darwinism 30
Play with the bastards. If they moved to seperate tables, juts get up on a chair and point at each table singing "eeny, meeny, miny, moe...." just to play with their heads.
angelitared 27
By the end of the school year make them all regret it!!