Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, I went on a field trip with some people from school. I'm currently confined to a wheelchair, so I had to rely on my sister to get around. She eventually went off with her friends, assuming that the people nearby would keep me company. Five minutes later, they'd all left me. FML
Today, my teacher told the class that we had better like the people at our table because we would all be working together for the final group assessment. Everyone looked at me, stood up, and moved. FML
Today, I went to babysit eight kids under the age of ten, all by myself. After five hours of Hell, the parents finally came back from the ASU game. I got paid $5. FML
Today, I tripped on the way back from collecting a prize in front of 600 students and their parents. I got more applause than I did when collecting the prize. FML
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, I got an e-mail from my seminar tutor asking why I wasn't in class. I was sitting next to him. FML
Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML
Today, one of my classmates got bullied and the whole class got to wrote 2000 words about that. FML
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Top comments
peacefully84 19
Hey, free $50!
holdenSSV 3
Who would complain about getting free cash? Just enjoy it :)
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Comments (228)
ACE1442 16
You should've charged more.
vbmg152 19
Free cash & a seat to yourself!!! SWEET!!! Buy yourself something nice!!
HungryHipppo 0
Hey look at the bright side you are $50 richer
KiddNYC1O 22
Doesn't matter, got paid!
Medcanyon 10
50 hella bucks!!!
purpleisbest13 0
That $50 right there!..What's the problem?
jengers115 10
They are jealous that you're cooler than them! F**k them. =) But hey you got some money. People are jerks so don't sweat it.
GhhOsT206 0
what's wrong with that making money. working that money maker duh
Awesomehobo44 3
Frankly, I don't see the down side. If they're big enough jerks to pay you to sit away from them, you probably don't want to be near those asses anyway. And also, you get fifty bucks for not sitting next to useless snobs! Your classmates are all douchebags, honestly.
Meesersuperman1 4
Ok stfu. You totally made this up and that never happened. It's really obvious. That wouldn't happen to anyone unless you're fat, super smelly, ugly, and annoying as ****.