Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, I went on a field trip with some people from school. I'm currently confined to a wheelchair, so I had to rely on my sister to get around. She eventually went off with her friends, assuming that the people nearby would keep me company. Five minutes later, they'd all left me. FML
Today, my teacher told the class that we had better like the people at our table because we would all be working together for the final group assessment. Everyone looked at me, stood up, and moved. FML
Today, I went to babysit eight kids under the age of ten, all by myself. After five hours of Hell, the parents finally came back from the ASU game. I got paid $5. FML
Today, I tripped on the way back from collecting a prize in front of 600 students and their parents. I got more applause than I did when collecting the prize. FML
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, I got an e-mail from my seminar tutor asking why I wasn't in class. I was sitting next to him. FML
Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML
Today, one of my classmates got bullied and the whole class got to wrote 2000 words about that. FML
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Top comments
peacefully84 19
Hey, free $50!
holdenSSV 3
Who would complain about getting free cash? Just enjoy it :)
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Comments (228)
peacefully84 19
Hey, free $50!
chillyCholo 5
First World Problems
EatnBeef 7
With $50, I'd sit my fat happy ass alone:)
crazychick1269 7
Sounds like a good day to me
EatnBeef 7
Go get yourself some steak with that money too. You'll feel better.
CheckMyProfile 17
stink much?
tellithowitis 13
I'm gonna eat you 13
ThisIsMyReign 4
Hustle more money from them in lunch.
JocelynKaulitz 28
Look on the bright side. If you're lucky, this might become an everyday thing. Which means, easy money! (:
K_kanaka 26
OP start charging money to people that don't want you near them. $10 for the day $20 for the week $50 for the month
witchdoctor1 9
Dude. That's. Great idea!
tjv3 10
Do you smell bad? Pick your nose? Are you that annoying? There are 2 ways of looking at this 1. You just found an easy way to make cash or 2. You need to examine yourself and find why no one wants you near them and work on fixing the problem
fmlsux 4
What if it was only 5$ from all 10
MrFloatingToast 0
Well RAISE the price!!! If people want you to stay away, at least make something good out of it
xAnAh3r3x 7
Get 50 dollars free and you don't have to sit by jerks!
DABOSS25 6
He said separate people
GovernorGeneral 8
If the way youre living now continues, youll never have to work again.
metallicshadow 16
doesn't matter, free money
lifeguardd 0
Before any of you Judge those other kids. Think what's wrong with OP.. he either stinks like shit and needs to take shower or he's annoying as fk.. You too wouldn't want to sit next to someone like that. Free money anyway. Win !
urdirtyolduncle 15
60- I would take the $50 for the month package. Sounds like a great deal and a money saver!
AssassinsCRB 0
What a lucky ass, i wish people hated me that much
karpoi 11
And that's how you make bank!
holdenSSV 3
Who would complain about getting free cash? Just enjoy it :)
DeboDaGreat 3
I really don't see how OP lost here, they got a free $50 and doesn't have to sit by any jerks
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Everything went better than expected!!
BABYPUNCHINGGUY 0
OP can you say Lucrative buisness idea
The_Hitdude 12
This comment reminded me of the Capitol One credit card commercial with Jimmy Fallon. "No? I'll take it. I'll make it RAIN UP IN HEEEAAAA!!!" "...Sorry. I'll pick it up. Shouldn't have made it rain." XD
jjames7543 13
Don't question it, just accept it and move on... (lame, I know)
angrymexican 8
Step one: sit in corner Step two: put your finger in hole made with your other fingers Step three: Profit
livicap10 0
Yeah really look on the bright side
circaden 0
Shit dude I wish people did that to me
Da_Bauss435 8
But would you have people pay to get closer to you? O.o
CaptainPickles72 18
Not too close though, or you'll just be another prostitute. Then you'll have to get your sister to bail you out of jail!
analoveshotcoco 0
People are so mean nowadays :I at least you got yourself some dough!
cradle6 13
You found your career calling in life! What a beneficial field trip.
girl112891 7
Yea, I mean you have no what some women have to do to get some cash. You've got it good. You should do announcer round trip and raise your price by 10%.
beautyful_mess 0
Omg ur really hot HAWT HAWT HAAAWWT OMFG DATE ME
Callyn 47
Sweet, free money.
Pelreskovich 11
So you got $50 to have a seat to yourself..? Why are you complaining, free money!
RyanMacVey 17
#39 - Just give me a cookie and I'm sold!
JiggaJayZ 16
Oh shit it's Gayboii
RyanMacVey 17
Miss me hun?
A7xLover_ 6
Haha exactly what I was thinking xD
Jakesterk96 8
Those are kids are smart with their money.... I wouldn't pay someone to not sit next me, I would just politely say HELL NAW!
cash_monkey72 9
I'd do it! Money for nothing!
MrFancy 0
"Get your checks for free."
cash_monkey72 9
Dammit! You got the reference!