Today, I started my period almost a week earlier than I expected to. I also happened to be at the beach with a guy that I really liked when it started. He was the one who noticed, and he informed me by saying that we couldn't go back in the water or we would be eaten by sharks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, my period started. It wouldn't be a big deal if it hadn't happened while I was in my karate class practicing kicks, and if the guy I have a crush on hadn't informed me of it after chuckling. FML
Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML
Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
Today, I was at the beach with my boyfriend in Key West. I had gotten a bikini wax and new swimsuit for the occasion. My boyfriend was being romantic until he pulled a long hair from a mole on my leg. It's all fun and games until the mole starts bleeding, profusely. FML
Today, I went on a first date. We had the same phone, and we'd put them down next to each other on the table. I get a message and we both look. It’s my period tracker telling me to be careful, because the floodgates are opening. FML
Today, I woke up to realize I got my period a week early. The day of the after-wedding brunch. In a sort of remote area. Without pads or tampons. I need to be at the breakfast in a half-hour. FML
Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML
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Top comments
XxNekoLovexX 26
He seems to be pretty light-hearted about it. Regardless, that does suck and I'm sorry Mother Nature is punishing you for not being pregnant.
sirdannyboy1 20
I guess its time to stop swimming, period.
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XxNekoLovexX 26
He seems to be pretty light-hearted about it. Regardless, that does suck and I'm sorry Mother Nature is punishing you for not being pregnant.
thawny_fml 21
The fact that he didn't act immature or grossed out speaks volumes to the kinda guy he is. Grab hold of him and don't let go OP.
BadApple88 29
#17 you took my thoughts right out of my head lol
yankasocky 7
I feel like you have really low standards and/or have been accused numerous times of stalking.
sirdannyboy1 20
I guess its time to stop swimming, period.
LiveForSenpai 13
*ba-dum-tss*
Sandsh8rk 36
Probably one of the best puns I've seen on this site in a while. Good job.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
It was a good joke so I'd hate to ruin it, but OP could also start birth control. Since the FML makes OP sound young enough that she likely doesn't want children, birth control would be a good option because, if you take the pill kind, you almost always know when your period is going to come. Or at least what week. It's great because there's none of this "period coming a week early" bullshit.
T1A2Z3 35
The bar is even better. You just don't have periods. It's fab.
00whyalwaysme00 4
*starts clapping*
kstephens2326 15
Sounds like a pretty good guy tho...at least he just shrugged it off and made a joke instead of acting crazy
ColonelCusswords 24
Watching out for your best interests
ShortieRose 30
At least he was calm about it, I think a lot of guys would freak out and leave somehow.
Rockinroyaltyx3 21
Well....he's not wrong! :)
ChadHelton 8
actually it's only fish blood that attracts them
danceinconverse 25
Did he say it in a joking way or a legitimate way? Because if he said it in a joking way he's a keeper. If he was being legitimate he may not be the brightest...
angelnursery 18
What do you mean? Sharks can smell blood so you should refrain from going into the ocean on your period.
dragoongirl90 34
I was going to say exactly what angelnurse or whatever her name is said. If OP didn't know that, he probably saved her life, or at least limb.
rockaroths 15
Not only can they smell blood, but they can smell a drop from a little less then half a mile away
G6Fari 18
You "might not be the brightest "
Wizardo 34
Whole new level to Shark Week.
TheySaidWhat 9
The same thing just happened to me as well today! Damn you Aunt Flo :/ I still went scuba diving though :) It'll be a fun story in a few years
brittyboo123 35
At least he doesn't want you to be eaten by a shark? So...that has to mean something good.