Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we got new seats in class today. The guy placed next to me, turned, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "The balls are the warmest place on the body" while his hands were in his pants. I'm stuck next to him for the rest of the semester. FML
Today, I found out what the two girls I sit near to fight about every day: seating. The loser has to sit next to me. FML
Today, we got new seats in my English class; I was seated next to a boy that I don't know very well. When I sat down, he informed me that he is "opposed" to brushing his teeth. I thought he was kidding. Then he started breathing with his mouth open. These are our seats for the rest of the year. FML
Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML
Today, in my psychology class, the creepy guy who sits beside me every day leans over and says, "I have an upset stomach, I may have to use the bathroom." FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML
Today, two girls who are in my class tried to talk to me about each other, not knowing the other had already spoken to me. They are best friends, but also hate each other, and seem to have taken me as the one to shit talk to about each other constantly. FML
Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML
Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML
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xStaciexLynnx 15
Take notes. Extra education.
21jason 9
Start moaning.
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Comments (144)
xStaciexLynnx 15
Take notes. Extra education.
Damn_Hippster 11
Join in! Make it a threesome!
teddy4nyy 13
Me some threesome
jtthegr8 26
Gossip :3
justmethough 8
Duh, sex ed.
thinkPlNK 0
that A+ you have in science will now drop to a C- by the end of the marking period.
bri5083 9
It's like Sex Ed in science(:
thisisafunnyname 12
1, I think you meant to say sextra education
TheJester12 15
that's right class, PENIS , the **** , famous FLOPPY ******, document ****** that ******* protects us is SEMEN known as the bill of ******** rights ! * gets up and leaves class in frustration *
TheJester12 15
I'm going to pretend that the word science is not in this fml ^ for those who are going to burn me for my out of subject context comment :)
sweetdreams20 0
Reeeaaalllyyy..... I thought it was history in English
JiggaJayZ 16
And if OP learns enough there might be a chance for Mr. Professor to give some sextra credit.
_Oblivion_ 12
I thought being in the cross conversation was bad but damn
aliciab394 5
Haha!!! The first one!!!!! Oh and that sucks
thrAsHeRr9081 16
Fail.
powderbluetang 11
Physical science?
SecretMe00 5
Join in.
Justin23L 2
Anatomy :(
boofgall 16
**********!
jtthegr8 26
Ask to change seats?
reebokkid123 14
I liked your comment. I wish I could take it back knowing you're a homophobe.
RetardedChipmunk 7
Yes 5 is in no way a homophobe. Clearly he is making fun of people idiotic enough to be homophobes. I hope you know homosexual is a synonym for gay... (unless you mean happy :D)
yummy_richkid 3
The point of the sign is that it's redundant and idiotic. I as a very gay homosexual find it hilarious.
ehtheis518 0
Sorry but ^ we didn't need to know that
thinkPlNK 0
but it's relevant to this thread ^
DoubleDose 0
93 this is a comment to a fml post, not a thread on some Internet forum nor a thread on a needle nor a "I'm hanging on by a thread" philosophical meaning. Hence forth nor does " I'm a very gay homosexual have anything to do with the poor kids unfortunate seating arrangement. And in response the dipshit who though number 5 was being homophobic. Please take a moment to rip out your reproductive organs... All good now? Great now we won't have more uneducated retards starting hate crimes because they can't be bothered to read the joke correctly. And OP worst comes to worse try weirding them both out by joining in. Noone likes a third wheel. Who knows maybe they will request a seating change. :)
minisquid 9
Just to get back on track, it might not be possible to change. If this person was in my science class (and they possibly might be...) the teacher won't let you change seats with anything short of a doctors note...
jizzwold 21
"Miss Op is having a serious mental breakdown because of her seating arrangement. Please move her before she goes into a T.M.I. induced coma. Sincerely, Dr. Doctorson"
jtthegr8 26
This is my profile picture showing off the stupidness an pointlessnes of this sign.... Im sorry if it offended anyone but all my homosexual friends find it hilarious xD
DaKillaMafia 2
I honestly don't know what I would do if that happened to me.
bri5083 9
You'd be all excited don't lie.(:
sabb1228 0
I'd join the conversation lol :)
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Join in, out-filth them, maybe get lucky! ;)
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Also, OP- why the he'll didn't you record any of it??
xcarxcrashx 9
37 joke picture? Or spray tan gone wrong?
greekgal44 14
199 thats not nice. she looks perfectly fine
MicroFuturism 1
....dirty talk orgy? XP
MeLuvBewbs 7
Join em. You might learn something
MaceFaceLOL 8
Or get scarred for life.
Games1219 6
Were you sitting next to me and my friends???
tiantian4ever 8
Lol
21jason 9
Start moaning.
Ferretface 13
In an aroused or repulsed way?
Colonel_Lexi 18
Don't forget to say things like "spank my tushy" and "I want to phellate you both!"
birdfreak 24
Sexy ;) join them, maybe start moaning it all sounds really fun ????
birdfreak 24
???? supposed to be an emoji that looks kinda like this ^_^