Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, I went on a field trip with some people from school. I'm currently confined to a wheelchair, so I had to rely on my sister to get around. She eventually went off with her friends, assuming that the people nearby would keep me company. Five minutes later, they'd all left me. FML
Today, my teacher told the class that we had better like the people at our table because we would all be working together for the final group assessment. Everyone looked at me, stood up, and moved. FML
Today, I went to babysit eight kids under the age of ten, all by myself. After five hours of Hell, the parents finally came back from the ASU game. I got paid $5. FML
Today, I tripped on the way back from collecting a prize in front of 600 students and their parents. I got more applause than I did when collecting the prize. FML
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, I got an e-mail from my seminar tutor asking why I wasn't in class. I was sitting next to him. FML
Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML
Today, one of my classmates got bullied and the whole class got to wrote 2000 words about that. FML
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Top comments
peacefully84 19
Hey, free $50!
holdenSSV 3
Who would complain about getting free cash? Just enjoy it :)
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Comments (228)
hateevryone 15
Shit, at least they're paying you. Take that money.
xHarleyQuinnx 0
Easy 50 Bucks!
skyeyez9 25
Keep trying to sit next to them from now on. Maybe you can make More money.
KK3137 31
Invest it! That way, if you're successful, you can rub it in their faces :P
fatalwish 6
Are you repulsive? Apparently however at least you can now profit from said repulsiveness
xgetxbentx 13
Could be worse, at least you got $50 out of it. I'm assuming you're unhygienic if people are willing to pay you to get away from them, so perhaps you should treat yourself to some stuff to make you smell better. Deodorant, soap, shampoo, some type of perfume/cologne (didn't read gender), etc...
firewilson 1
wow, you must go to a school in a rich area. my classmates used to just kick me out of the way. say, can i join your school? i can walk through dumpsters everyday, i really could use the bucks.
IAdminIFlow 0
Go buy skyrim
onlychildFTW 34
What's wrong with making $50 by doing nothing? Absolutely nothing!!
KatelynBabyxo 3
That's so mean :( but hey, you got yourself $50!