Today, it was my turn to have the trophy my baseball team won a few weeks ago. I then find out that my brother and his buddies thought it would be funny to fill the trophy up with beer, drink the beer, and then pee in it. Not only is it over 50yrs old, it stinks of pee and is due back tomorrow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I drank from a soda can that was on my floor. Unfortunately, it was my boyfriend’s pee. He was too lazy to go to the bathroom. FML
Today, I was hanging with my friends when out of the blue, I got thirsty. Friends said there was Gatorade in the fridge. Being the trusting person I am, I took a drink, only to discover it was piss. FML
Today, I arrived at work early. I noticed the plants on the side of my classroom could use some water so I went out to do so. On the way, I found a beer can. Not wanting the kids to see it, I picked it up but some spilled on my dress. I quickly noticed a familiar smell. No, not beer. Urine. FML
Today, I just spent half an hour cleaning up my little brother's puke after he got drunk for the first time. All the people who bought him drinks are still out partying and having a good time, while all I can smell is whiskey, Chinese food, and whatever else was in his stomach. FML
Today, at my son's soccer game, I tried to give him a bottle of Gatorade, but the top was damp with condensation and I couldn't get a grip. I wiped it dry and tried again, successfully this time. No big deal, except my wife was watching and screamed, "IT SHOULDN'T TAKE THAT LONG!" Everyone stopped and stared. FML
Today, I walked into my roommate's room to ask him a question, only to see a pitcher with over a pint of urine in it sitting on his bookcase. This is at least the fifth conversation in a year I've had with him about not peeing in containers in his room. FML
Today, I found a cup full of urine in the bathtub. No one in my family knows where it came from. This is the second time it's happened. FML
Today, I was at a music festival, and my mum had told me not to to drink. Someone threw a cup of beer at me, and I was worried about smelling of alcohol. It's okay though, because a second cup of urine took the alcohol smell right away. FML
Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML
Today, I found out the guys I live with have an ongoing contest to see if they can hit targets on the inside of the toilet lid with urine when they pee. I could forgive this in my seven-year-old son, but not my forty-year-old husband. FML
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Eagles77 0
you could wash it... or did you not think of that yet?
veelababe09 0
omg what a bunch of assholes!! u should get revenge!
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Comments (56)
aback 5
So's your mother. Here's an ancient secret I'll pass on to you. You must swear upon pain of death that you'll never reveal it: WASH THE ******* TROPHY--detergent and water work wonders.
Sharpam 0
hey. you. captain obvious. I'm pretty sure he wouldve tried that. if the pee was in there for long, it would be hard to get rid of.
elchapin562 0
your brother sounds like a cool bro, i'd kick with him
zegoldfish 0
your brother was right. that's pretty funny.
FuzzyWalnuts 0
So.. clean it out!
zooksoup 0
Baseball in Ireland???
skullbuster 0
You can go out on the web to find cleaning tips but this is not life shattering. And your brother was right, this was funny...
x_Leopard_x 1
Wow, that stinks. =(
TeapotOfKarma 0
Ahaha Nice pun.
hashi1 0
Wow, thats a rly good plot for a movie or something :P
the_commentator 0
THEY HAVE BASEBALL IN IRELAND? DO YOU USE A POTATO INSTEAD OF A BALL?! (haha, fun way to make mashed potatoes.) .. ahem, sorry. Anyways, that sucks. Spray it with a shit load of febreze. Or, y'know, wash it. Whichever works.
Zomlette 0
Febreeze that shit, man.