Today, my boyfriend has spent weeks trying to get me to cancel my breast reduction surgery, for selfish reasons obviously, even though he knows how bad my spinal problems are getting. I don’t want a hunched back in my thirties, but all he cares about is his sex life. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend called me a selfish bitch and dumped me after I told him I'm planning on getting much-needed breast reduction surgery. FML
Today, my boyfriend is pushing for sex even though I’ve just had spinal surgery, his reasoning being I only have to lie there, so it’s not like he’s asking me to move or actively participate. He basically wants me to ignore my pain and become a masturbation toy. FML
Today, three weeks after a traumatic emergency cesarean section, my husband keeps sulking because sex is the literal last thing I want right now. The fact that my body is still sore and healing is apparently irrelevant when he is horny. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend of 3 years saying that his back is always hurting to avoid putting in any work during the bedroom Hokey Pokey was his way of saying I’m a lame screw. FML
Today, I find out why my long term boyfriend hasn't been interested in sex for the last three months. It’s because I’m "fat." While I could probably lose a few, I'm not obese and I'm the one who's encouraging healthy eating and exercise in our house. FML
Today, I had surgery on my "girl parts" and can't have sex for six weeks. My boyfriend sees no need to spend any time with me until I heal up. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that it would be okay with him if I got plastic surgery to make my boobs larger. It would also be okay with him if I didn't get the surgery, but he would call off our engagement and never talk to me again. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to purposely sabotaging all my weight loss efforts. When I confronted him, he said it’s because he doesn’t want me to get thin and turn into one of those stuck up, snobby, mean girl types that wouldn’t date him in high school. We’re in our 30s dude, get over it! FML
Today, I found out that I need a hysterectomy. When I told my boyfriend of 2 years, he broke up with me, because he didn't have time to "coddle my feelings". FML
Today, I realized I agreed to go to the gym with my fiancé after being on my feet at work all day because he wants to get fit, but he will not help me remodel the house I’m working on so we can have a bigger place to live, because he doesn’t feel like it. I don’t want or need to go to the gym. FML
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MidnaLink 35
This is EXACTLY like that episode of Two and a half Men where Charlie does not want Chelsea to get her own boobs shrunk for exactly the same reason. You go ahead girl, get that surgery no matter how much he whines.
geckohead 12
I think he doesn't care about you. He cares about himself. Oh and his di*k. Think of the other ways he has manipulated you. It's always all about him, isn't it? Has he asked you how you feel? About anything? Use him and set him free. Expect nothing in return. Just my opinion, but maybe some other comments will back me up.
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geckohead 12
I think he doesn't care about you. He cares about himself. Oh and his di*k. Think of the other ways he has manipulated you. It's always all about him, isn't it? Has he asked you how you feel? About anything? Use him and set him free. Expect nothing in return. Just my opinion, but maybe some other comments will back me up.
RichardPencil 32
You should just get one of those drone bras where a bunch of drones fly around you supporting your enormous boobs. Technology, FTW!
MidnaLink 35
This is EXACTLY like that episode of Two and a half Men where Charlie does not want Chelsea to get her own boobs shrunk for exactly the same reason. You go ahead girl, get that surgery no matter how much he whines.
Crowned Sataness 12
if I were you I would call the place and put a password on the account. he might just be selfish enough to cancel it for you
1known 34
Are you sure you have to stay with him, who doesn’t seem to support you a lot?
evistman 12
He’s your boyfriend not husband **** him
Chazzster 32
The Bad News - Boyfriend isn’t supportive of your health and is obviously selfish. But he does like your breasts. The Good News - He’s your boyfriend, not your husband, and you didn’t mention any mutual children. The Ugly News - Get the surgery and boyfriend probably isn’t going to stick around long. But this could easily be the case anyway as soon as you had a major disagreement. But prepare yourself… My advice is to get the surgery if you need it. You will eventually meet someone to whom you are more than a pair of big breasts.
MorganHex 28
Get the breast reduction. It will be weight off your shoulders, you can loose even more dead weight by dumping his ass. You can do better sis and you deserve better!
corambis 13
Tell him you'll donate everything removed to be inserted into his penis. That way both of you can have more reasonably sized body parts.
FakeFriendMagnet 1
Dump him and get the reduction.