Work: Today, on my second week in my new job, I opened my desk drawer...

By Stan017 - 16/08/2017 21:45 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, on my second week in my new job, I opened my desk drawer of snacks. Apparently no one had bothered to tell me that there's an office rat or mouse that the building management refuses to do anything about. FML

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GhostFox 33

Wednesday 16 August 2017 22:49

Jerry has been recently hired, didn't management tell you? Tom was pissed!

piinksock 17

Thursday 17 August 2017 0:59

Probably because somebody is leaving snacks about to attract them.

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 16 August 2017 22:47

Why should they do anything about it? You’re feeding it!

GhostFox 33

Wednesday 16 August 2017 22:49

Jerry has been recently hired, didn't management tell you? Tom was pissed!

Lobby_Bee 17

Wednesday 16 August 2017 22:55

Well, now you know. Better now before you start blaming your coworkers for your half eaten snacks.

piinksock 17

Thursday 17 August 2017 0:59

Probably because somebody is leaving snacks about to attract them.

piinksock 17

Thursday 17 August 2017 1:01

my_way_1213 12

Thursday 17 August 2017 2:40

We have a raccoon. if anything is left behind it can open doors and make a mess of everything. And if your really lucky it will poop too

Lee Elliott 4

Monday 21 August 2017 3:22

part of me is thinking "aaand you're contributing to the problem, don't ******* do that. bring them in with you each day, if you must.

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