Today, it was my turn to have the trophy my baseball team won a few weeks ago. I then find out that my brother and his buddies thought it would be funny to fill the trophy up with beer, drink the beer, and then pee in it. Not only is it over 50yrs old, it stinks of pee and is due back tomorrow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I drank from a soda can that was on my floor. Unfortunately, it was my boyfriend’s pee. He was too lazy to go to the bathroom. FML
Today, I was hanging with my friends when out of the blue, I got thirsty. Friends said there was Gatorade in the fridge. Being the trusting person I am, I took a drink, only to discover it was piss. FML
Today, I arrived at work early. I noticed the plants on the side of my classroom could use some water so I went out to do so. On the way, I found a beer can. Not wanting the kids to see it, I picked it up but some spilled on my dress. I quickly noticed a familiar smell. No, not beer. Urine. FML
Today, I just spent half an hour cleaning up my little brother's puke after he got drunk for the first time. All the people who bought him drinks are still out partying and having a good time, while all I can smell is whiskey, Chinese food, and whatever else was in his stomach. FML
Today, at my son's soccer game, I tried to give him a bottle of Gatorade, but the top was damp with condensation and I couldn't get a grip. I wiped it dry and tried again, successfully this time. No big deal, except my wife was watching and screamed, "IT SHOULDN'T TAKE THAT LONG!" Everyone stopped and stared. FML
Today, I walked into my roommate's room to ask him a question, only to see a pitcher with over a pint of urine in it sitting on his bookcase. This is at least the fifth conversation in a year I've had with him about not peeing in containers in his room. FML
Today, I found a cup full of urine in the bathtub. No one in my family knows where it came from. This is the second time it's happened. FML
Today, I was at a music festival, and my mum had told me not to to drink. Someone threw a cup of beer at me, and I was worried about smelling of alcohol. It's okay though, because a second cup of urine took the alcohol smell right away. FML
Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML
Today, I found out the guys I live with have an ongoing contest to see if they can hit targets on the inside of the toilet lid with urine when they pee. I could forgive this in my seven-year-old son, but not my forty-year-old husband. FML
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Eagles77 0
you could wash it... or did you not think of that yet?
veelababe09 0
omg what a bunch of assholes!! u should get revenge!
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flensted 0
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love2pushdebbie1 0
first to complain about you saying you're first
Skull_300 0
That's great!!! Tell them about my team pissing in it last year!!!
KumoFF7 3
YDI for starting the civil war.
CL41RE 0
Why do all the "first" comments get buried? It isn't THAT annoying -_-. It's cool to be the first to comment out of hundreds of people, I could imagine. Get over it. And I'm confused on this fml, you won a trophy a few weeks ago that's 50 years old?
arienh4 0
A lot of trophies for annual contests are yours for a year, when you have to hand it over to whomever wins it the next time.
SubAtomicBeauty 0
Dude. Lemon Pledge that shit. (Or whatever the equivalent is near you.) The smell is strong enough to cover the smell. Just say you wanted to clean it?
paul2k9 0
They don't play baseball in ireland. and they dont call their mates 'buddies'
coltsfan9418 0
hoe
020266t 5
agreed
jonjon45 0
the trophy it self is fifty years old. they won it a few weeks ago.
Eagles77 0
you could wash it... or did you not think of that yet?
PIQ 0
He obviously tried to wash it, try using baking soda to get rid of the stench. If you didn't wash it like mad. =)
pinklemons 0
try vinegar as well if the baking soda didn't work
quinnteh 0
Try vinegar AND baking soda, it's very effective but might wash off the paint though...
genius_man16 1
That was my thought. Apparently people in Ireland don't clean... or something.
DameGreyWulf 1
They would smell the cleaning stuff. I say, if it's going to smell, use something crazy... like make it smell like pumpkin pie or something.
BlackJewel 0
he is irish .. dont expect too much from him :P i live between such clowns every day
veelababe09 0
omg what a bunch of assholes!! u should get revenge!
pittsports87 0
YDI for not drinking beer out of it with them!
Forremmy 0
ewwwwwwwwww
really_123 0
baseball in ireland? hahahah JK
BLNovelist 0
That's when you send both of them to your team with the trophy, go with them, and make THEM explain what happened to it. Then they can pay to have it cleaned, etc.
orbit 22
It's kind of hard to force someone to do something like that. They could easily just laugh in your face and walk away if op tried to.
DEVASTATOR 12
that sucks, piss on his face when he's asleep then shit in his shoes, now to me that's great payback (insert evil laugh here)
Nonamerequired 0
MUHAHAHAHAHA. At your service.
EmoKidsFail 0
wait. i might just be really dumb right now, but what do you mean by "its over 50 yrs old" and that your team won it "a few weeks ago"
phiaphia 0
its not that hard...... theres one trophy, and i dont know how reguarly they do baseball matches or anything but say its yearly, every year there will be a different winner. So team A wins, they get the trophy for a year, then next year team B wins and the trophy gets passed on to them who have it for a year , and so and so forth, for 50 years.
tiffanymarie14 0
That's what had me confused too...
AO0307465 5
It's passed down to the new winner
Aleyda 0
How is it over 50 years old and you won it a few weeks ago, was it passed down from previous teams?
Nonamerequired 0
If it wasn't, they wouldn't have to return it either.