metroido
Not digging for gold
Today, my mom asked me, “Why in the world are you attracted to your boyfriend AT ALL if he isn’t rich?” FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
mira
Values
Today, I told my mom I was leaving early to give my boyfriend a ride to work. She asked me why on Earth I’m even attracted to someone who doesn’t have a car. FML
koolkat9
Albion, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Anonymous
Realistic
Today, I told my daughter that it’s important to marry for love. She asked if I married her dad for love, which I did. She thought about it for a second, then said, "Fuck that, I’m marrying me a rich guy." FML
Anonymous
Alexa, play "Rent" by Pet Shop Boys
Today, I demanded to know why my boyfriend even stays with me if he’s not interested in marriage or children, hates my family, barely talks to me when he gets home, and seems uninterested in sex. Apparently, the cheap rent on my flat was his sole interest in me. FML
Ally
Mama Bear
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. We've been dating for almost 5 months and are extremely in love. His mom basically said to me, "I want what’s best for my son and you aren’t it." FML
sadgirl
Edmond, United States
Seriously?
Today, I brought my boyfriend home to meet my family. The first thing my mom said to him was, “Oh, you can do so much better. Like a paint huffer or a crack whore.” She was serious, and my entire family nodded in agreement. FML
Anonymous
Winning
Today, my mom has a new boyfriend. She insists he’s a good catch, because he makes enough from unemployment to afford Netflix and smoke weed every day, never mind that he doesn’t have a car, or a home of his own, or his original teeth, or underpants without holes in them. FML
Anonymous
Cougartown
Today, my boyfriend met my mom and started acting strange. Then my dad came in and was instantly furious. Apparently, my boyfriend is the guy my mom cheated with that caused my parent's divorce. He’s 3 years younger than I am. Gross mom, just gross. Also I’m single again, damn it. FML
anony
East Tamaki, New Zealand
Today, my boyfriend's mum begged me to stay with my boyfriend because she says I'm the only one who can actually get him through college and into a decent job. FML
what even
Athens, United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he was dating me. He replied, "Well, there's not a lot of options at this college." FML
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manb91gb 15
When asked this, you turn around and say “because he’s hung like an elephant and really, really good in bed,” that’ll shut her up!
anjo_ 8
Hi, If she says such bullshit she is incapable of loving. If you boyfriend loves you, he will make you feel like a queen, even if he has nothing. BR
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Comments (3)
RichardPencil 32
Surely, this guy is just for fun. When you think of marriage, your financial well-being will more likely be a consideration, right?
anjo_ 8
Hi, If she says such bullshit she is incapable of loving. If you boyfriend loves you, he will make you feel like a queen, even if he has nothing. BR
manb91gb 15
When asked this, you turn around and say “because he’s hung like an elephant and really, really good in bed,” that’ll shut her up!