deez_nutz
Canada
Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, they played Nickelback at our school dance. FML
1fungi
Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
Mazzam
France
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
ricewine23
Turn it off, make it stop!
Today, I bought a truck. It's a little beat up, but I got a pretty good deal because of it… Or so I thought. Turns out there's a Nickelback CD stuck in the player. And the radio is spotty. I can't help but think that had something to do with it. FML
WAPmeBaby
United States
Anthony Fantano over here
Today, I'm driving with to Vancouver with my aunt. It's been four hours and she still hasn't gotten tired of her lone Nickelback CD yet. FML
happybirthday
United Kingdom
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
lame
United States
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Anonymous
How can I make this about me?
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
brycepetrillo
New Port Richey, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Top comments
hazz_fml 0
I like Nickelback? What's so bad about that? :S
sancho839 0
you, sir, are an ass. get over yourself.
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Comments (436)
stringbeanjeanoo 0
that is very FYL. nickleback is pretty much the worst band ever. even people without any taste in music would agree.
stringbeanjeanoo 0
#48 actually got to the third nickelback. THAT"S a FML right there.
meadmaker 0
if my girlfriend actually bought me a nickelback cd, even if it was christmas or any other special event...I may have to agree with the chris brown treatment... BEST FML. hands down.
pekkle1 0
LMFAO best one I read all day.
alex_vik 1
..And? Nickelback is a good band. And at least she got you SOMETHING for your birthday you ungrateful little shit.
kaitycat 0
run.
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WIN!
clandestine00 0
I don't see how this is FML worthy. Even if you don't like them. Chill. Laugh it off. Exchange it. No big.
bamabum12345 0
yeah, i can't actually post my story because my gf knows about this site, but this should make you feel better. i dropped the last 150 in my bank account on valentines day. for my present, she wanted to give me a season of sienfield from her dvd collection at home, but i told her i had most of them already, so i ended up getting 6 beers and some candy. well, i just turned 20, and 2 days ago she made a reference to having my present at her house in louisiana. i promptly asked if it was seinfield dvd's by chance, and in genuine bewilderment she said "wow, how the hell did you know?". it doesn't help that i'm pretty damn broke right now and still havn't gotten any since valentines day. FML btw, SB, if you have somehow managed to stumble across comment#150 on a random person's story on this site that you rarely even goto, then FML times ten. i know you'll probably be pissed, but i promise i'm not really mad about u giving up sex for lent, its just that there are a few pretty good FML moments in this story.
xkaokaox 0
No gift is better than the gift of Nickelback lmao. What kind of "rock band" plays songs about how they wish they were rock stars LOL.