deez_nutz
Canada
Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, they played Nickelback at our school dance. FML
1fungi
Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
Mazzam
France
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
ricewine23
Turn it off, make it stop!
Today, I bought a truck. It's a little beat up, but I got a pretty good deal because of it… Or so I thought. Turns out there's a Nickelback CD stuck in the player. And the radio is spotty. I can't help but think that had something to do with it. FML
WAPmeBaby
United States
Anthony Fantano over here
Today, I'm driving with to Vancouver with my aunt. It's been four hours and she still hasn't gotten tired of her lone Nickelback CD yet. FML
happybirthday
United Kingdom
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
lame
United States
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Anonymous
How can I make this about me?
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
brycepetrillo
New Port Richey, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Top comments
hazz_fml 0
I like Nickelback? What's so bad about that? :S
sancho839 0
you, sir, are an ass. get over yourself.
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XAMezaki 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Wow. Sucks to be you
mwz777 0
YDI for liking nickleback
2gether4ever 0
what the **** is wrong with Nickelback?! Nickelback kicks ass thank you very much. OP shod be greatfull.
random_dinoxD 0
**** yea!!!!
FreddyMustDie 0
Man that's heartless. All sympathies to you; just stay positive and you'll get through it
cowycal 4
My old girlfriend bought me a Flogging Molly CD. I've never listened to them before. Man, we're Canadian. The only "rock" we listen to is Hedley and Nickelback. They both suck, but the stupid "30% of all radio must be Canadian" law ruins radio. Not that American mainstream shit is any better. I'll stick to Dream Theater.
Hoogyme 0
A$$HOLE for making an FML saying you got a Nickelback CD!
senseofreason 0
so say thank you
TheBananaTheif 0
flogging molly is awesome.
fm_lover364 1
what the hell is wrong with nickleback
KailyKii 11
NickleBack is FRICKEN AWESOME! (All caps rage)
davidtheday 0
I wouldn't wish that upon anyone. Sorry.
B4SK3TB4IL 0
yep
andyyroxx 20
ACKASDFGHJK- BRO, YOU JUST MADE ME SNARF MAN!
UltimateGIRness 16
What is wrong with people.if it was a Justin bieber cd it would be an fml,but nickelback is the bomb
wolfy_fml 5
At least you got a present? I haven't for like... 5 years now. Not from anyone.
Judahsh 8
:'( *virtual hug* here...i... I baked you a cake
DeadPixel4 29
What flavor?
epicgamer 18
the "you're two years late" flavor
Amanda_Ruth 0
Really? Getting a CD of a band you don't like is FML worthy? That's just stupid. If it were Britney Spears, then maybe I'd understand.
cowgod 0
nickleback-1=britney spears
Enoch134 0
wow stupid nickelback is fml worthy yet they denied mine witch was haveing to help my fat ass mother pick out valintines unders. yeah makes sence fml for reading this
qwertification 0
yours is worse i fell sorry for you
mandy248 0
exactly what I said.
littlec_fml 0
how is that a fml thats not that bad!
w12345 2
agreed. what's wrong with that?
cupcakejaws 5
thats what i was gonna say. @OP at least you got something for your birthday, you whiny little bitch.
Jojo08_fml 0
hah yeah
brenkite 5
yeah some songs like burn it to the ground are ok
bones_fml 0
How is that an FML? its a CD big deal if they aren't your favorite, i don't think this should have made it on here at all.
littlec_fml 0
well the fact that his girlfriend doesn't even know what kind of music he likes is pretty bad
bestnameright 14
Wait what's so bad about that? Everyone loves nickel back!
sancho839 0
you, sir, are an ass. get over yourself.
hazz_fml 0
I like Nickelback? What's so bad about that? :S
Adrian66_fml 0
I agree, I see nothing FML worthy about getting a CD of a good rock band.
Bently24 6
Well nickleback sucks ass so yes it is FML worthy
Omgplz 3
I, too, enjoy the band. What I see as Fml is that he got a CD. We have Internet now, why need CDs?
dri_dri_fml 18
I love Nickelback, I think this FML is really stupid :p so he doesn't like them, just tell her and maybe she'll switch out the gift?
AX7Evan 6
Can someone explain to me why Nickelback is "such a bad band?" I'm sorry were their hits too popular for you? Is it because they're Canadian? You probably say they suck when you've listened to one song an you just follow everyone else that says they suck for absolutely no reason.
jim_witness 0
Yea, you got a present instead of a kick in the balls. Respectfully...stop whining.