deez_nutz
Canada
Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, they played Nickelback at our school dance. FML
1fungi
Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
Mazzam
France
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
ricewine23
Turn it off, make it stop!
Today, I bought a truck. It's a little beat up, but I got a pretty good deal because of it… Or so I thought. Turns out there's a Nickelback CD stuck in the player. And the radio is spotty. I can't help but think that had something to do with it. FML
WAPmeBaby
United States
Anthony Fantano over here
Today, I'm driving with to Vancouver with my aunt. It's been four hours and she still hasn't gotten tired of her lone Nickelback CD yet. FML
happybirthday
United Kingdom
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
lame
United States
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Anonymous
How can I make this about me?
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
brycepetrillo
New Port Richey, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Top comments
hazz_fml 0
I like Nickelback? What's so bad about that? :S
sancho839 0
you, sir, are an ass. get over yourself.
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Comments (436)
Superman8_fml 0
get a new gf
magiclavalamp 0
Whats wrong with that? Why should love revolve around money and material possessions? I shouldn't.
cback 0
sucks dude...
Vilageidiot 0
#96 rocks. Nobody deserves a Nickelback Cd. #182, I have. It's pussy rock. And they're not in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame... Stupid ****. Find 'em on this list and I'll send you a dollar. http://www.rockhall.com/inductees/inductee-list/
Jame89 0
Today was my birthday also... I was horrified to tell my boyfriend, who tried so hard to get me good presents, that both needed to be returned. 1. Gift that performed the same task as the one he got my for Valentine's Day. 2. A computer related gift that doesn't work with my Mac.
bloodtalon82 0
haha best FML ever
ComradeP 0
Haha! Wow. Sounds like someone needs to pay attention to their boyfriend's interests, and what makes music good.
nickelbacklove 0
#186 the rock and roll hall of fame in Canada...since thats where they're from...so good job, you're the stupid ****..
Vilageidiot 0
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in Canada? Seriously? Does that even exist? And even if it does, that's still the rock and roll equivalent of winning the Special Olympics.
knuckifyoubuck 0
hahaha...you know who else is from canada? celine dion...its not really an honor to be in the rock and roll hall of fame in canada