Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, they played Nickelback at our school dance. FML
Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
Turn it off, make it stop!
Today, I bought a truck. It's a little beat up, but I got a pretty good deal because of it… Or so I thought. Turns out there's a Nickelback CD stuck in the player. And the radio is spotty. I can't help but think that had something to do with it. FML
Anthony Fantano over here
Today, I'm driving with to Vancouver with my aunt. It's been four hours and she still hasn't gotten tired of her lone Nickelback CD yet. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
How can I make this about me?
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
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hazz_fml 0
I like Nickelback? What's so bad about that? :S
sancho839 0
you, sir, are an ass. get over yourself.
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Comments (436)
0 3
A free CD is not an FML, no matter how crappy the music is. Your girlfriend doesn't owe you anything, be happy that you have a girlfriend. One that remembers you birthday. One that goes out of her way to buy you a gift.
zidane312 0
LOL def FYL. Nickleback is straight garbage
nodbor 11
ask if she'll take it back for a BJ
beililee 0
ditto #4, 8, and 10 ^____^
Jayme24 0
OMG. You are the reason Fmylife sucks now. Who gives a shit? This is not Fmylife material. I don't care about your shitty gift. Come back with a real problem, JACKASS!
formosababie 0
this fml sucks. stop crying about it and get over it.
2muchfml 0
hahahaha shame. one of the funniest fmls.
katew 0
Hahhaahaha, oh my god that's terrible. I feel bad for you. Dump her right now.
TheHeroHartmut 0
I admire this guy's audacity. This is nowhere near as big an FML as most of the other stuff on this site (if it could be considered that at all), but he's got a really nice flame war going on. What you people need to understand is that music taste is subjective. I personally have no problem with Nickelback (they're reasonably entertaining live, actually), but half of you guys are acting like children. "NICKELBACK SUCKS! I HATE YOU, AND I HATE THE BANDS YOU LIKE!" Grow up.
flyingmonkey90 0
I don't think most of you understand that Nickelback is the single WORST band on the face fo the earth. They are talentless scrubs who try to pass of pieces of shit as music.