Today, my chemistry professor made us all leave our classroom mid-lab because the class was complaining of the smell, and he was worried that there was a gas leak from one of the Bunsen burners. There wasn't, but it's nice to know my "silent but deadly" smelled like it might actually kill. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in the middle of a chemistry exam when I felt an urgent need to fart that was difficult to hold in. I sit in the back, so I tried to do the "One Cheek Sneak." It came out sounding like a loud, obnoxious kazoo. The professor remarked, "No hazardous chemicals outside the lab!" Everyone laughed. FML
Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML
Today, while giving a lecture about gasses to a large chemistry class, I went outside to let loose an unusually loud fart while they took some notes. I came back in only to see 300 students dying of laughter. I had left the wireless mic on. FML
Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML
Today, someone spilled ammonium hydroxide in ethanol solution in the lab, which smells like very concentrated urine. Since the experiment involved Bunsen burners, we couldn't turn on the fans. We had to work in a lab that smelled like Satan's piss for two hours. FML
Today, in Chem, I was chosen to hold the fire extinguisher just in case something happened while showing how to blow up a dangerous chemical. My teacher told me to spray if anything got out of control. He lit the fire and I freaked out and sprayed it. The entire wing of my school was evacuted. FML
Today, at the coffee shop where I work, my supervisor smelled "something weird, like sulfur." I spent the next ten minutes pretending to look for the source of the smell with her, rather than admit that it had come from me. FML
Today, I was talking to a cute guy at my house party and had to fart. Luckily, it was silent. Unluckily, he smelled it, thought my house had a gas leak, and ran to the basement to check the pipes and ensure our safety. FML
Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I'm now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML
Today, I discovered that during fire drills, my school lines everyone up next to some extremely flammable and explosive propane tanks. If we ever have a real fire, we will all die. FML
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Blue_Coconuts 7
You should try going to the bathroom instead of ripping one in class...
illmatic2 16
It's ok op everybody farts. I did once.
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Comments (78)
FaceMelterx2530 4
Ooh that sucks... Just hope no one knew it was you.
KingDingALing 9
I ate a lot of salt and vinegar chips and it made my farts smell HORRIBLE. Just thought you would all like to know. :) Just kidding :D
bravesfan112233 0
the kangaroo and a barbecue? it's a party
ArtOfDesire 7
Best FML ever. Although I didn't laugh. That's odd...
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
14/Andy: Which part were you "just kidding" about? Because I can personally attest to the SBD potential of the SNV chips. :} But mmm, the Utz ones are so yummy...
imaginaryvoice 18
There was a gas leak. Just not from the Bunsen burners.
B4SK3TB4IL 0
WOW 39, UR SPLELLING SUCKS!!!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
42: lolwut
KingDingALing 9
Jane- I was joking about the farting part. :D Salt and vinegar chips are my FAVORITE! :)
KingDingALing 9
I like the Lays chips better then the UTZ...
MnBran6 0
Don't worry, Mr answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything, You'll learn how to troll AND spell once you enter the second grade
ejwalters97 5
this should be on mlia
blacknazi818 0
trikk as bitch! fart in my mouth while i eat u out ;)
myschyveus 0
I'm calling shenanigans on the grounds that girls don't fart.
MissErikaHart 0
I think this sounds like a big achievement rather than a fml
Bradster_15 0
that pic is disturbing
BakNBitz 0
oooooooooohhhhhhhhhh shiiit!!!! 42 just got lolwut'd!!!!1!!
tha412kid 0
truee
kenyrabit 25
#75 are you purposefully resembling Chris Tucker or is this just a coincidence? Too bad Op's SBDs weren't bad enough to leave them saying, "You just got knocked the **** out!"
Blue_Coconuts 7
You should try going to the bathroom instead of ripping one in class...
Shell02 0
how come every profile I've looked at says that the person has tried submitting an fml, but it's never been approved?
LiveThenDie 2
Well check: TheIrishJaneDoe she had one published.
soul_fml 0
cause they try, but fail
phatdaddy62 23
are you a girl?
Hoplaka 0
Maybe they were taking a test and the professer was strict and didn't want someone to go in there and "cheat".
metroido 21
erm, some people’s gas rarely smells and there’s no warning for when it does...
avenged7fold6661 0
hahaha
ggggiggity 0
I laughed so hard, I farted.
ilsee 0
then don't fart in class, that's nasty :')
mattman1994 0
yeah. do it in the hallway in the middle of a crowd of people
Nannoo 0
Credit for one hell of a fart though.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for not being a man and claiming your flatulence. Er, wait, OP is a woman. FAKE! Girls don't fart!
bexy_s 0
yer they do :) just some are proud... others discrete
5t3ff1k4h 47
29 - We do not. We poot!
tweetbaby14 18
I don't fart or poot.
jkgfdxb 0
hahaha that reminds me of south park. the guys fart and girls queef (did I spell that correctly?)
5t3ff1k4h 47
"A queef is a vaginal explosion of gas, mmkay?"
niibee 0
hahaha
lilemo1994 0
lol. queefs! im surprised the room didn't explode. fire plus methaine gas ( farts ) plus propane bad combo
Hummbinger 5
If your farts produce enough methane to explode i think you should see a doctor
that_guy_ollie 0
haha that is pure class right there i would of been laughing so hard : P
jessi_ld 2
dude! get it right! it's silent but violent! sposed to rhyme!
illmatic2 16
It's ok op everybody farts. I did once.
nerdsgetmehot 23
On the bright side, no one knew it was you...Score!
ejwalters97 5
dammmn u comment a lot and u hav freakin 79 postsss
nerdsgetmehot 23
#61 And? :P
Kaiden2554 3
Lol @ 61's pic
SupKev 0
lmfao! i know it looks so real,
FMLephant 2
OP should have confessed, then the professor could have used the fart as an example.
bailes_o_hay 0
that ever worked for you?
Rhianikki 0
BRIGHT SIDE, you got out of class early! Fart in every class! Then you can just go home :)