deez_nutz
Canada
Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, they played Nickelback at our school dance. FML
1fungi
Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
Mazzam
France
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
ricewine23
Turn it off, make it stop!
Today, I bought a truck. It's a little beat up, but I got a pretty good deal because of it… Or so I thought. Turns out there's a Nickelback CD stuck in the player. And the radio is spotty. I can't help but think that had something to do with it. FML
WAPmeBaby
United States
Anthony Fantano over here
Today, I'm driving with to Vancouver with my aunt. It's been four hours and she still hasn't gotten tired of her lone Nickelback CD yet. FML
happybirthday
United Kingdom
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
lame
United States
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Anonymous
How can I make this about me?
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
brycepetrillo
New Port Richey, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Top comments
hazz_fml 0
I like Nickelback? What's so bad about that? :S
sancho839 0
you, sir, are an ass. get over yourself.
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Comments (436)
iLove_him 0
sadly, if my boyfriend of 2 years ever gave me a nickelback cd, i would absolutely love it.
TALKSHIT 0
it's the thought that counts jack ass
beardsnbicycles7 0
I wonder what you would have preferred over Nickleback.
vector4 0
you should dump her immediately. my friends and i have a plan to build a jukebox for our bar with a boxing glove installed right about nutsack level so when anyone tries to play a nickelback song it punches them in the nuts for being a douchebag. we are then alerted that a douchebag is present and can then throw them out of the bar immediately.
SilverBallet 0
#27, I think it's more the fact that this got approved as an FML.
wtfxup 0
wow...nickleback? FML deserved.
joooohn_milllerr 0
Nah, but seriously... Nickelback is literally the worst band ever.
yuhoo07 0
Sorry. did you dump her after?
brodbeck09 0
if it makes you feel better for my 18th birthday my boyfriend got me rechargeable batteries. After telling someone they asked if he got me the charger too. He didn't.
nickelbacklove 0
First off, you are a spoiled little bitch who obviously isn't grateful for shit. Nickelback is the worst band ever, right? Thats why they were inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame...stupid ****. And maybe if you listened to more than what songs are on the radio, then maybe you wouldn't think it's "pussy rock." And maybe if you actually listened to Nickelback, you'd notice that its not the same shit over and over agian, and their songs dont sound the same, you should most likely get your ears checked. Ohhh, and its spelled....NICKELBACK. STUPID ******* PEOPLE.