deez_nutz
Canada
Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, they played Nickelback at our school dance. FML
1fungi
Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
Mazzam
France
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
ricewine23
Turn it off, make it stop!
Today, I bought a truck. It's a little beat up, but I got a pretty good deal because of it… Or so I thought. Turns out there's a Nickelback CD stuck in the player. And the radio is spotty. I can't help but think that had something to do with it. FML
WAPmeBaby
United States
Anthony Fantano over here
Today, I'm driving with to Vancouver with my aunt. It's been four hours and she still hasn't gotten tired of her lone Nickelback CD yet. FML
happybirthday
United Kingdom
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
lame
United States
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Anonymous
How can I make this about me?
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
brycepetrillo
New Port Richey, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Top comments
hazz_fml 0
I like Nickelback? What's so bad about that? :S
sancho839 0
you, sir, are an ass. get over yourself.
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Comments (436)
Sulk 0
I think those with comments such as "at least you got a present" don't quite understand music or appreciate (I know) the unspeakable horror, the creatively null crap that is typical of a Nikleback single. This poor thing presumably received a whole album's worth of grotty tunes. I sympathise completely.
D2theLux 0
Haha! This is the funniest FML ever! Nickelback is so over-rated. There's this thing on the internet where it plays 2 Nickelback songs simultaneously, one out of left speaker and other out or right, and you can't tell which song is which because they sound exactly the same. It's amazing how Nickelback can release a song and then get away with releasing an exact duplicate of the song 2 years later. I guess Nickelback fans how no knowledge of music, if you can call what Nickelback does music.
Vagabones 0
Ugh, they're terrible! Unless you are into generic pussy rock...
whatsarahsaid 0
I say, better Nickelback than Jonas Brothers.
CutlerRulez 0
This is one of the few that actually made me laugh out loud
thelele 0
hahah some of the comments here! and like #116 said... it could have been worse... could've been the Jonas Brothers, oh god.
andydawg8891 0
If you are a Nickelback fan, you should go ahead and post the following: Today, I'm a Nickelback Fan. FML Good Post Nutz
tsax421 0
I agree with andydawg. Thats probably the saddest FML ever. Would you like a Seether cd instead? BWAHAHAHAHAH. Sucks to be you.
tabyyy 0
lmfao #29. this FML made my day. one word - BURN.
gracky_fml 0
HAHAHHAHAHA I LOVE THIS SOO MUCH!!