Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, they played Nickelback at our school dance. FML
Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
Turn it off, make it stop!
Today, I bought a truck. It's a little beat up, but I got a pretty good deal because of it… Or so I thought. Turns out there's a Nickelback CD stuck in the player. And the radio is spotty. I can't help but think that had something to do with it. FML
Anthony Fantano over here
Today, I'm driving with to Vancouver with my aunt. It's been four hours and she still hasn't gotten tired of her lone Nickelback CD yet. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
How can I make this about me?
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Top comments
hazz_fml 0
I like Nickelback? What's so bad about that? :S
sancho839 0
you, sir, are an ass. get over yourself.
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Comments (436)
jaymers 3
HAHAHAHAHA! awesome. one of the best FML's i've seen. well played sir, well played.
Art_Vandeley 0
You know what I got for my 20th? 2$ worth of ICE CREAM! Suck it up bro.
aceofhearts9 0
oh nickelback http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3fPawRVGac
KimberlyAngelaaa 0
lmao this made me laugh.. a cd great present
Oni_fml 0
Nickelback isn't THAT bad...
KimberlyAngelaaa 0
^^ yeahh but i wouldnt want that for my birthday
twohundredandtwo 0
Agreed, best FML ever! What's better is reading the Nickleback fan club responses.
larry_bogus 0
she bought it at Circuit City
alyssa_22 0
Yeah that kinda sucks but I mean it's definitely not a FML
summer_spell 0
As much as I don't like Nickelback...at least she remembered your birthday.