deez_nutz
Canada
Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, they played Nickelback at our school dance. FML
1fungi
Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
Mazzam
France
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
ricewine23
Turn it off, make it stop!
Today, I bought a truck. It's a little beat up, but I got a pretty good deal because of it… Or so I thought. Turns out there's a Nickelback CD stuck in the player. And the radio is spotty. I can't help but think that had something to do with it. FML
WAPmeBaby
United States
Anthony Fantano over here
Today, I'm driving with to Vancouver with my aunt. It's been four hours and she still hasn't gotten tired of her lone Nickelback CD yet. FML
happybirthday
United Kingdom
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
lame
United States
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Anonymous
How can I make this about me?
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
brycepetrillo
New Port Richey, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Top comments
hazz_fml 0
I like Nickelback? What's so bad about that? :S
sancho839 0
you, sir, are an ass. get over yourself.
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Comments (436)
clearly_kels 0
o wow. I don't know how anyone could think that your situation is not FML worthy. I would either kill myself or kill her.
meadmaker 0
asides from being the best FML to date. Reading the comments from all the nickelback fans is almost better then the actual FML itself.
lifepwns 0
OMG LOLOLOL The post had me rollin, then seeing all the nickelovers kept it going, this is so great HAHAHAHAHA btw you poor b*st*rd, want to buy vowel.
Tsitramyt 0
God they're terrible. I'd just be asking for my "nickle back." Bad pun, I know.
liowuk 0
what was her excuse? bad economy?
teamsquirrel 0
ahahahahaha i really hope she gave it to you as a joke.
amkoverboard 0
wow that sucks man, nickelback is terrible.
pinkducttape 0
hey my first boyfriend had his other girlfriend call me to tell me she was pregnant with his baby on my birthday. lol.
Dexo3 0
hey dont complain, i gave my girlfriend a very nice silk kimono all the way from Asia cause she told me she loved those so much, well i got her that after a month of dating her.....we have been dating for about six months and when it was my birthday....she gave me a packet of Astros....which is a cheap form of M&Ms.....oh yea and they were expired....
pdoom 0
Favorited just because that really is reason enough to say FML.