deez_nutz
Canada
Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, they played Nickelback at our school dance. FML
1fungi
Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
Mazzam
France
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
ricewine23
Turn it off, make it stop!
Today, I bought a truck. It's a little beat up, but I got a pretty good deal because of it… Or so I thought. Turns out there's a Nickelback CD stuck in the player. And the radio is spotty. I can't help but think that had something to do with it. FML
WAPmeBaby
United States
Anthony Fantano over here
Today, I'm driving with to Vancouver with my aunt. It's been four hours and she still hasn't gotten tired of her lone Nickelback CD yet. FML
happybirthday
United Kingdom
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
lame
United States
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Anonymous
How can I make this about me?
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
brycepetrillo
New Port Richey, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Top comments
hazz_fml 0
I like Nickelback? What's so bad about that? :S
sancho839 0
you, sir, are an ass. get over yourself.
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Comments (436)
AcessDenied 0
*You're Ouch. My English.
rathalosrocker 0
dont b such a bitch about getting a cd. its a cd. my friend got me a slipknont cd for my b day and i loved it. cd's r good gifts
dwights 0
WOW HORRIBLE FML! now heres a good fml that should get approved. Today Barack Obama is STILL president, FML. eh? lol
deusputer 0
95- go **** your cousin off a cliff.... as for nickelback...i better see a FML tomorrow that says "i gave my boyfriend a Nickelback cd as a gift and he set me on fire"
nickeris 0
@#95. I hope you're being sarcastic? haha anyway, this is totally FML-worthy. i mean really, a handy-jay would've done it for the guy! it's his birthday for the love of god. nickelback cd on your birthday? agreed, FYL.
mrstanfords 1
well, it comes out sounding asshole-ish, but i'm gonna agree with #7... unless you just started dating this girl, she should have some idea what music you like (unless it's exclusively death metal, in which case i understand if you hide that...lol)
marisaichiban 0
I love you #96.
Danny_Shakes 0
Perfect Sarcasm, so short and sweet.
mylifesucks100 0
FAIL!!!!
never_accepted 0
i would like to see something dramatic like #96 said. most of these FML's are wimpy