Today, It was my birthday and my friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny to give me a vibrator in front of everybody. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend bought me a vibrator for my birthday. Sounds sweet, right? Then he invited my 10/14-year-old cousins to our house. They surprised me in my room. While I was using it. FML
Today, it was my birthday. But instead of a decent surprise, my friends decided to smash a cake on my face and unhook my dress, while taking a video of it. In a public shopping mall. FML
Today, it was my birthday, and my wife gave me a sex toy for self-masturbation. She even showed me how to properly use it so I can masturbate myself. FML
Today, was my sister's and dad's birthday. I accidentally mixed up the gifts I got for them and my dad ended up with a vibrator. He wasn't very happy. FML
Today, I celebrated my 21st birthday. My boyfriend of almost 3 years gave me a big pink vibrator. Thinking it was a joke I said: "I won't need this as long as I have you!" His reply: "That's what I wanted to talk to you about." FML
Today, as a birthday present, my friends threw a surprise party for me. I was so surprised, I pissed myself in front of everyone, including my crush. FML
Today, my boyfriend's friends were throwing him a surprise birthday party. I thought it'd be funny to get him some fuzzy handcuffs and a box of condoms as a gift. They never told me they invited his parents. FML
Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. I was genuinely surprised—and also genuinely hungover from celebrating my birthday alone the night before because they'd all told me they were busy. FML
Today, I celebrated my birthday. My mom invited a bunch of my relatives over, and they started telling funny stories of when I was a kid. My mom decided that then was an appropriate time to talk about how she caught me looking at porn the other night. FML
Today, it's my birthday, and I was going over to my friend's house for dinner. When I walked in, everyone yelled, "Surprise!" and then turned on the lights. When my friend looked over at me, she said, "Wrong person guys, turn off the lights." FML
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nickinak2010 4
they were right, it is funny.
capnbzarr 43
Yes, they were right; that's hilarious. For my friend's 18th birthday, I gave him porno. His mom thought it was a lot funnier than he did.
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Comments (122)
piiing 0
ew that's nasty!
stevenmx86 8
Oooooh nooooooooooooooo and your life is ruined because of it... Because I'm sure your friends will think negatively about you because of it.. Stop being a drama queen and think for a second... and it is funny.. It's a good joke too bad their child is too insecure to handle it...
Sirin_fml 47
The point of the site isn't that the OP's life is ruined, just that they had a shitty moment or their day upset; otherwise we'd publish more of the "I attended a Justin Bieber concert" FMLs.
rattusrattus 19
^ FML Mods are win. :D
Bobissmall 13
Well Sirin is...
KyRidHEART 0
She really does have a good point.
stevenmx86 8
And my point wasn't that op's life is ruined that was just a comment. My point was that she was probably taking it too seriously and being a drama queen...
babymickeycakes 0
I bet you need it
perdix 31
Even worse was Mom's demo of the proper usage technique.
Troll1 0
WIN^
blondechick129 0
hahaha!
ilikeemsmall 4
You should have held it up and said "So, what exactly are your intentions and where is my ring?" LOL
sallen0046 4
So your life is ****** because you don't have ridiculously uptight parents? Get over yourself, it's a gag gift, not the end of the world.
mrbungle666 0
Today I was at my grand-daughters birthday party and they gave her a vibrator. Her uncle kept staring at it. FML
EmilyTheLost 0
yaay. xD
rebekahgee 0
Hey, at least your parents are cool with it. It's better than super uptight, conservative types who think sex and masturbation are sinful.
ErbodyLuvsDaLulz 4
Who knew they sold vibrators in the Netherlands?
Doortje 30
I did, I did! Wait, what, uhm.. no I didn't. They're selling vibrators in the Netherlands?!
rattusrattus 19
Buy one prostitute, get one vibrator free. And get a half-price coupon for weed. Sounds like a good evening.
ErbodyLuvsDaLulz 4
Well, the OP's parents seemed to have found one there.
monnanon 14
@51 amsterdam is completelt different from the rest of Holland.