Today, it was my birthday. But instead of a decent surprise, my friends decided to smash a cake on my face and unhook my dress, while taking a video of it. In a public shopping mall. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, we were celebrating my birthday and my boyfriend thought it would be funny to shove my face in the cake. While the candles were still lit. FML
Today, I took my friends out to an expensive restaurant for my birthday treat. They had arranged for a surprise birthday cake for me which I cut, very happily, while they chanted birthday wishes. When the bill came, I discovered I was supposed to pay for my great 'surprise' cake. FML
Smashed
Today, I celebrated my birthday with a few friends at home. As I bent down over my cake, my friend pushed my face into it. The baker should've told me she put a stick in it to support the cake. FML
I hate surprises
Today, my family and friends threw a surprise birthday party for me, after I'd said multiple times that I didn't want one. I turned and left and now everybody is angry at me and calling me ungrateful and spoiled. FML
Today, as a birthday present, my friends threw a surprise party for me. I was so surprised, I pissed myself in front of everyone, including my crush. FML
The hair of the dog
Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. I was genuinely surprised—and also genuinely hungover from celebrating my birthday alone the night before because they'd all told me they were busy. FML
Smash
Today, I was sitting next to my friend as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Some asshole got the bright idea to shove his face in the cake, but they missed and pushed me in instead. The candles were still lit. My hair caught fire. FML
Socialite
Today, I showed up to my friend’s birthday party with a huge cake... on what turned out to be the wrong day. The actual party is tomorrow. Her family laughed and thought if was cute, but I just wanted the floor to open up and let me disappear. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends and family said they were busy so I figured I was getting a surprise party. Nope. They all were actually busy. I spent my birthday alone. FML
Today, it's my birthday, and I was going over to my friend's house for dinner. When I walked in, everyone yelled, "Surprise!" and then turned on the lights. When my friend looked over at me, she said, "Wrong person guys, turn off the lights." FML
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Alesana_Love 0
that's messed up. you need new friends!!
travis1980___ 0
Your friends aren't your friends.
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Comments (196)
helen29 4
poor u
mona_is_here 10
Bua-ha-ha! ...Wait, that's not funny at all. FYL
6969awesome 0
yeah it is it's ******* hilarious
mona_is_here 10
yeah, for a six year-old probably
Tasanasanta 0
Damn, I'm a tall 6 year old...
mona_is_here 10
:D
6969awesome 0
lol #5
6969awesome 0
#10*
Tasanasanta 0
How did you confuse 5 and 10? =S
isabella3 0
Why does everyone reply to the first comment and say things that have nothing to do with that comment?
Tasanasanta 0
Because 44-45, People wabtto be seen. Why did you reply? Exactly
isabella3 0
this has nothing to do with number one's comment.
FFML_314 12
Why aren't you asking yourself that very question?
Senseless_487 29
45, any replies to #1 more often than not have nothing to do with their comment. This just puts their comments above everyone else's!
isabella3 0
52, because I was replying to what people wrote under number 1. you're an idiot.
FFML_314 12
I can see that's what you were doing. Why didn't you just PM them? Regardless of your reason, you were still doing the very same thing. That hardly makes me an idiot. That's like jumping in the lake fully clothed so you can ask someone why they are swimming with their clothes on. :] No need to get upset, darling.
isabella3 0
oh, I'm not upset, precious. but I don't know how to PM them, & to do it to each of them is a waste of time. I'm sorry it bothered you SO much though, sweetheart.
FFML_314 12
LOL, it didn't bother me. I was just pointing out the obvious. You don't have to PM all of them, just ask one of them. Although, they will most likely give you a ridiculous excuse or just say something really stupid. So, it would end up being a waste in the end, like you said. Really, it's something people have been fighting for awhile. It won't change though. As long as people CAN reply to the first comment, they will. I'm guilty of it though. Generally to point out something in someones comment. Sorry for the long response.
isabella3 0
oh ok, I didn't realize it's a big deal to comment on the first comment. I'm new on here...
BoyFromTheFuture 0
I'm suprised no one joked about birthday suit on the bday.
skroal 7
Video link or it didn't happen.
Dragons_corner 6
someone has not said it yet wow. Show the video or it didn't happen.
LolAtYourFail 12
that's hot
tianxing1012 0
That really isnt funny. Its embarassing and mean. Cake smashing os great, but unhooking someone's dress is crossing the line.
BallinJ 0
post the video or gtfo!
kolk777 10
happy birthday.
xlostwithoutu 0
Great gift
Tasanasanta 0
I would actually like that as a bday suprise...minus the dress part.... wouldn't mind if they pantsed me. That's funny as hell.
Cocksy 0
don't lie u would love for them to un-hook ur pretty white summer dress
ilovefatcats 12
u mean ur "friends" god there mean assholes! find some better ones.
FFML_314 12
You have a dress that hooks? Most have a zipper. Odd.
isabella3 0
I sure she didn't get it from hot topic, like you're used to.
FFML_314 12
I don't think I've ever stepped foot in or near a Hot Topic. I dress "preppy." Are you trying to instigate something? You're going to get that upset about one comment that you're going to "attempt" to insult me?
isabella3 0
haha. wow, calm down. I'm new here- I didn't realize people are so sensitive.
FFML_314 12
You're new, so you won't know this, but I'm far from sensitive. I'm also the "bitch" of this site. Welcome aboard and have fun!
isabella3 0
oh, well we will get along great then, because I am a huge bitch! :)
skroal 7
I like where this is going. Giggity.
isabella3 0
family guy ftw
RedPillSucks 33
FFML_314, I believe that honor goes to Intoxicunt, so backoff, you "really nice person, who's not a bitch"
FFML_314 12
We will see. I will keep an eye out for your comments. You will learn about some of the users pretty fast. FYI, I'm a Grammar Nazi and I'm sure you will end up not liking me, within a matter of days. You're welcome to join the dark side though! LOL RPS, thank you! I try and get people to see that I'm not, but I guess it's just my reputation here.
isabella3 0
I am probably a bigger grammar Nazi. I'm an English major btw. the only thing that might hurt me is the iPhone auto spell check, ha.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
95: You don't know what you're saying. Hint: Grammar Nazis capitalize. ;) I'm just teasing. Welcome to the site!
isabella3 0
you mean Grammar Nazi's (apostrophe) is capitalized? ;) hehe jk:)
skroal 7
Im knot a grahamor knotsy,
GrEaT_BaMbInO 0
who would've thought being the bitch of FML could be some1s goal in life
superpanda24 0
jesus ffml_314 is such a troll @_@
FFML_314 12
You talk to Jesus? Tell me what he says back!
GraysonIsFail 0
You sure are a grammar Nazi huh? "I sure she" Nice. Thatisall.
superpanda24 0
he says you're going to hell
misfitSuperStar 0
FFML_314 is the bomb!! stfu!
FFML_314 12
Who are you talking about, 115? Thank you, 117. Always supporting the fans!
GraysonIsFail 0
Número 67. I like to troll. It's terrible I know =x.
FFML_314 12
Aha, I didn't catch that.
misfitSuperStar 0
You're welcome FFML. I love reading the 'regulars' comments. Yours are always entertaining! Plus, we need more 'the bomb' women on here to negate some of the douche guys!! lol
starile 20
Ooomg people... I guess I'm just the only person who finds it incredibly annoying that people have long, rambling private conversations that no one else cares about. USE PRIVATE MESSAGES and STICK TO THE FML, you whippersnappers
omfgrofl1337 0
not gonna lie, the patheticness if thats a word of this convo made me laugh
misfitSuperStar 0
129- I'm on my iPhone. You can't send or receive PMs from iPhones on here. If it irritates you so badly, why are reading all of it AND responding?
starile 20
I can't tell whether it's applicable to the FML or an interesting read until I READ it, now can I? I respond to it in hopes that people please keep it in mind and maybe stick to the FMLs more and keep private convos to a minimum. That's all.
misfitSuperStar 0
Sorry, dude. You should change your user name to FML Nazi. lol lol JK. Can't we all just get along??
GrEaT_BaMbInO 0
this thing sucks. I didn't say nething bad
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
108: "Nazis" is plural, while "Nazi's" is possessive or a contraction. At least, that's how they're used where I am. Maybe it's one of those realize/realise things.
Spastastic 6
I shall extend my welcome to you as well. ...The way I worded that sounded really pretentious, didn't it?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Heh, tbh pen, I can't remember. I was still in my post-nap Benadryl haze when I posted that. >.<
Rayan8D 0
132 Your not cool, I mean your picture. No one wants to unlock your boobs.
Juneyah1017 9
is the video on YouTube :s lol just playing, but hbd.
Alesana_Love 0
that's messed up. you need new friends!!
starile 20
Nuh uh! Her friends are creative! And funny!
perfectlybrokenx 0
aand a new dress that does not unhook right?..
maskedbunny 0
some friends...
pssmstcsnflwr 0
Wow.. if thats's true you really need to get new friends.
steefibeso 0
hahah thats mean
mahnego 3
funnnnyyy. good friends. :)
geege1992 3
your a cutie
WhyTheFace4 0
I'm sure that'll get you laid... Anyway, there's a difference between you're and your. That might help increase your odds next time.
SA23 0
Where are you from?
travis1980___ 0
Your friends aren't your friends.
docfan 0
are you serious? oh that is so out of character ¦:(