Today, I woke up at 11:11am. I was happy because I thought it was a sign that it was going to be a good day. I then realized that I was over an hour late for a job interview. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up early for a job interview. I got lost and arrived an hour late, only to find out it was the wrong day. FML
Today, after going to bed at a decent time last night so I could get up early, I overslept. Not only that, I thought today was the day of my job interview, so I rushed to get ready and go. As I parked in the parking lot, I realized today was the day before said interview. FML
Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I spent all of last night preparing, researching the company, and making sure everything was perfect. My interview was for 8am. I woke up at 10:30 to an alarm that had not gone off. FML
Today, I had a job interview at 9:00am. I left at around 8:30am, and as soon as I got in the car to drive to the interview, I checked my phone again, and it said 10:33. My boyfriend had decided to change the time on my clock as a "joke." FML
Today, I had a job interview. I got there as quick as I could, having to travel two hours into a city I'd never been to. When I arrived, they told me I was turned down for being too late. They'd rescheduled the interview an hour earlier and I wasn't notified of the change. FML
Today, I went to a job interview. The person giving me my interview was late, and while waiting for them I fell asleep. When they arrived, they didn't even bother interviewing me because they thought I was irresponsible since I fell asleep because they were late. FML
Today, wanting to be on time for my first job interview, I woke up at the crack of dawn and walked almost an hour through a thunderstorm. When I arrived, I was told that the manager wasn't in today, because of the bad weather. FML
Today, I woke up from an amazing dream. I dreamt that I got a promotion at work and doubled my income, the dream was so great that I tried so hard not to wake up. When I did wake up it was 10 o'clock, two hours late for work I noticed I had a voicemail from my boss. I was fired for being late. FML
Today, I woke up at 6:30 this morning, but I didn't have to be at work till 11. I walked the dog, made breakfast and read for a little bit. I then woke up again at 11:30. FML
Today, I thought I'd been really clever by setting my alarm ten minutes earlier to get up on time. I did wake up ten minutes earlier… then promptly fell back asleep for another hour. FML
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I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Alarm clock(;
Doortje 30
Just wish you would still be on time. 11:11 wishes always come true.
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Comments (54)
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Alarm clock(;
TheDrop 0
what is that? I never heard of it
randiZ25 0
it's one Uh dem new contraptions dat dinga lings whens its time to wake up
FML858 0
^LMAO
VinegarStrokes 0
Wow... You REALLY wanted that job, huh?
Mil92 3
You shoulda made a wish that the interviewer was also late, durr
elainelovesyou 7
#42 - Haha, right.
iDorkieRawr 14
Uh Oh ! D: That's lame !
nowIshallrise 0
I know, right? Who believes in that 11:11 crap anyway? -__-
flybye 0
Hahaha. Make a wish, sucker. Set the alarm next time, idiot.
Doortje 30
Just wish you would still be on time. 11:11 wishes always come true.
seximexi911 10
haha make a wish!!! hopefully it wasn't a HUGE interview
seximexi911 10
duh, make a wish on 11:11
derpherp 0
_φ(･_･ Hm....'Idiot'.... How?
derpherp 0
Thanks :D. _φ(･_･ Now, maje a penis joke(；´Д`A
whitewoods 3
The job probably would've sucked anyway. You'll be a lot more productive unemployed and broke. Maybe you should try panhandling or begging, I hear they make bank.
wisericky 12
i have to use like 19 1/2 alarm clocks to wake up. want to borrow one OP? :)
randiZ25 0
They make alarm clocks in halves? Where would I get one of these half alarm clocks?
rallets 23
which half?
mrbungle666 0
You must be that guy I sell half clocks to on EBAY.
Dark_Charizard 0
*cough* ALARM CLOCK *cough*